Forbidden Love and Why It's Getting Really Old

I'm writing this to make the point that there's WAY too much forbidden love in the Warriors books. It was good the first couple times, but it's getting REALLY old. When you're done reading, review it.

Leafpool/Crowfeather- DOUBLE forbidden: medicine cat AND different Clans. No one really knows what'll happen here because it's so new. By the time this happened, I was so sick of forbidden love that I don't even care what happens.

Feathertail/Crowfeather- Single forbidden: different Clans. Nothing important happens, mainly due to the fact that Feathertail sacrifices herself to kill a lion.

Silverstream/Graystripe- Single forbidden: different Clans. Two kits- Feathertail and Stormfur. Silverstream and Feathertail die. Graystripe is captured. Stormfur joins the Tribe.

Yellowfang/Raggedstar- Single forbidden: medicine cat. One surviving kit- Brokenstar. Yellowfang ended up killing him. Yellowfang and Raggedstar both die also.

Bluestar/Oakheart- Single forbidden: different Clans. Two kits: Mistyfoot and Stonefur. Bluestar, Oakheart, and Stonefur die. Mistyfoot doesn't.

Sasha/Tigerstar- DOUBLE forbidden: rouge cat AND he has another mate. Two kits: Hawkfrost and Mothwing. Tigerstar dies. Hawkfrost is evil.

Spottedleaf/Firestar- TRIPLE forbidden: medicine cat AND she's dead AND he has another mate. What more can I say? Oh, right: No kits.

Stormfur/Brook- Half forbidden: Tribe/Clan. Becomes un-forbidden when Stormfur joins the Tribe. No kits.

Other Statistics:

The survival rate for forbidden-love-ers and any kits they have is approximately 50. That's not very good. The percentage of cats who actually stay with the Clans is even lower: 30. This includes dead, captured, rouge, or Tribe cats.

Conclusion:

Forbidden love is way overused. It becomes old, boring, unimaginative, dull, and basically pointless after the third or fourth time. Both the lovers and kits have extremely low survival rates and it is highly unlikely that they will stay with the Clans.

Final note:

This was not meant to be enjoyable, entertaining, funny, or in any way a good story. If you liked it anyway, great. Review and tell me what you liked. If you didn't, fine. Review it and tell me what you didn't like. This is probably a oneshot; PLEASE don't ask for more. If I forgot any pairings, too bad.