"Bored"
"That's it!"
"Where are you going?"
"Out, Sherlock. I'm going out."
"Why?"
"Because we have been cooped up in this house for 3 days straight."
"That's because the criminal classes are dull. They need to be more creative. There's nothing worth my TIME! I can FEEL my brain rotting."
"I'm still going out. No shooting the walls while I'm gone. Actually, no shooting anything."
"But I'm bored!"
"I don't care. Mrs. Hudson said she will turn us out if you put anymore holes in her walls."
"Fine, I'll just have to play my violin."
"Good, I'll be back later."
I'm bored -SH
Then do something -JW
Like what? -SH
I don't know Sherlock. An experiment? -JW
No. Finished my last one. –SH
I'm still bored -SH
You should really learn to hide your gun better -SH
No. Sherlock, please say you didn't -JW
You should have hidden your gun better -SH
It was in my beside table! -JW
Yes. A rather obvious place to put it, don't you think? -SH
It was in my room -JW
Yes -SH
Sherlock, that's my room. MY room -JW
So? -SH
I'll be right home -JW
Just tell me that you haven't shot the walls yet -JW
I was bored -SH
Mrs. Hudson will throw us out for sure this time -JW
"How many times have I told you that you don't shoot walls just because you're bored?"
"What else am I supposed to do?"
"I don't know. Read, play your violin,something. Anything that won't destroy our apartment and cause our land lady to throw us out? "
"That's dull."
"Then take a case."
"No, they are all so simple. I need something to stimulate my mind! Something INTERESTING."
"Text Lestrade then."
"Already done that."
"And?"
"No reply."
"He probably doesn't have anything worth your time then."
"But I'm BORED!"
"I don't know then, Sherlock. I'm not your keeper!"
"What was that?"
"Nothing."
"Sherlock?!"
"A small mishap, John. Nothing drastic."
"WHAT have you done?!"
"The experiment had unforseen results."
"You blew up the microwave! Again."
"Boys, what was that noise? And what is that terrible smell?"
"Sherlock, is that toxic?"
"No. Well, it shouldn't be."
"Boys, I'm coming up. I hope you haven't destroyed anything, Sherlock."
"Oh boy. I'm letting you explain this one."
