Patrick!!!!!!! shouted SpongeBob

I wanna hold em like they do in Texas Plays
Fold em let em hit me raise it baby stay with me, I love it
Luck and intuition play the cards with Spades to start
And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart

Get away from the hoooook! Nooooooooo! screamed SpongeBob

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ,oh, oh, oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Mua haha! I finally got you "HOT" Patrick. the evil voice shouted

Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

You will never win I tell you never! You can't see my face! yelled Patrick.

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah
)

Patrick! Save the poker face for meeeeeeeeeeeeee! shouted SpongeBob

I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me, I love it
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun, fun

I am Pearl! shouted the evil voice

HUHHHHHH! said Patrick

It is me the capturer is Pearl!

OOOOOOOOOOO!

Come Jelly fishing with me! We will be a great pair!

Ok!

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ,oh, oh, oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Patrick! You are so HOT!!!

OH Yeah!

Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

You won Patrick! I give you MY Pokerface! Give me yours!

NEVER! I will NEVER betray SpongeBob!

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah
)

Fine! Have it your way!

Hey! That's from Burger King! You stole it! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Good Job Patrick! I did steal that from Burger King!

(next 2 italics are Patrick rapping)

I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning

Go Patrick! Go Patrick! Go Patrick! Go Patrick! (Cheerleaders)

Break it down now (spongebob)

Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand cause I'm marvelous

WORD! Take this Pearl! *push*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *crash*

Wooot! Wooot! (Bikini Bootom)

Krabs: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! My poor poor Pearl!

Yo Krabs (bikini bottom) *push* WHAT?