Patrick!!!!!!! shouted SpongeBob
I
wanna hold em like they do in Texas Plays
Fold em let em hit me
raise it baby stay with me, I love it
Luck and intuition play the
cards with Spades to start
And after he's been hooked I'll play
the one that's on his heart
Get away from the hoooook! Nooooooooo! screamed SpongeBob
Oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ,oh, oh, oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show
him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Mua haha! I finally got you "HOT" Patrick. the evil voice shouted
Can't
read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's
got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't
read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
You will never win I tell you never! You can't see my face! yelled Patrick.
P-p-p-poker
face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face,
p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
Patrick! Save the poker face for meeeeeeeeeeeeee! shouted SpongeBob
I
wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is
fun when you're with me, I love it
Russian Roulette is not the
same without a gun
And baby when it's love if it's not rough it
isn't fun, fun
I am Pearl! shouted the evil voice
HUHHHHHH! said Patrick
It is me the capturer is Pearl!
OOOOOOOOOOO!
Come Jelly fishing with me! We will be a great pair!
Ok!
Oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ,oh, oh, oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show
him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Patrick! You are so HOT!!!
OH Yeah!
Can't
read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's
got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't
read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
You won Patrick! I give you MY Pokerface! Give me yours!
NEVER! I will NEVER betray SpongeBob!
P-p-p-poker
face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face,
p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
Fine! Have it your way!
Hey! That's from Burger King! You stole it! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Good Job Patrick! I did steal that from Burger King!
(next 2 italics are Patrick rapping)
I
won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause I'm
bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my
love-glue-gunning
Go Patrick! Go Patrick! Go Patrick! Go Patrick! (Cheerleaders)
Break it down now (spongebob)
Just
like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I
promise this, promise this
Check this hand cause I'm marvelous
WORD! Take this Pearl! *push*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *crash*
Wooot! Wooot! (Bikini Bootom)
Krabs: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! My poor poor Pearl!
Yo Krabs (bikini bottom) *push* WHAT?
