A flick of the wand
It was a dark day and voldemort was very upset. His eyes were super red that day. he was so mad.
"bellatrix get over here" he belted angrily at bellatrix. Bellatrix got over there real fast.
"yes my lord?" she sneered snootily as she sauntered over there real fast.
The dark lord spoke darkly once more
"bellatrix I am so mad," he spoke to bellatrix. Bellatrix suddenly hopped on her broom and flew out of there real fast.
"WOT R U DOIN!" voldemort screamed so loud the trees blew up. She cackled forever until she was gone. Voldemort wept to the skies.
"why sky why must she leave me so" he scorned a cloud.
At that very moment a hippo griff came to him. Voldemort wiped his ass. On the hippo griff. His face covered in the ass of voldemort, hippo griff cried great tears.
This confused dark lord voldemort and he questioned the bird thing, stating, "why are you crying."
At this very moment voldemort learned a life lesson.
"I am crying voldemort because you made me feel bad because you wiped on me." Barked hippo griff. Voldemort did not know that.
"I am sorry friend" spat voldemort and him and the bird hugged when suddenly HARRY POTTER CAME OUT OF THE SKY WITH ALL THE QUIDDITCH FRIENDS.
"OH NOOOOOOO IT'S VOLDEMORT!" SHOUTED HARRY POTTER AND THEN SHOT MISSILES AT VOLDEMORT.
VOLDEMORT HOPPED ON HIPPO GRIFF AND THE TWO FLEW UP INTO THE SKY AND SNAPPED HARY POTTER'S BROOM IN HALF AND THEN HE FELL TO THE GROUND IN GREAT PAIN.
Meanwhile at school ron weasely and hermoione suddenly heard harry potter scream and threw their books down real hard. They hopped into ron weasely's floating car and zoomed real fast over to where harry potter was. As they drove there the whomping willow whomped them a good one. Hermione was ejected violently from the windshield and was decapitated instantly. Ron sat holding her head and shouted "why".
Now ron was real mad and got back into his car and cast a clean spell so the blood wouldn't ruin the lush leather interior of the car. He flew it again to harry potter.
Voldemort sat there on hippo griff laughing so hard. He looked at ron whose face was flushed and swollen from his crying. Then he threw up all over hippo griff.
Once again, hippo griff began to weep big tear drops. But then the drops fell onto harry potter's broken bone and he was healed because hippo griff tears can heal people.
Suddenly a cackling draco malfoy appeared out of thin air. He sniveled at harry potter "haha potter you you mudblood!" and then hermionone's head began to weep. Ron shouted "bloddy heel!" and stabbed malfoy with a knife. Malfoy pulled out the knife and then ate it and transformed into the final boss. The final boss was the shape of a snake but it had two heads on both side of its head. It was 200 feet tall.
End of chapter one.
