A/N: Enjoy. And I don't own One Piece.
"Zoro, want to play hide and seek with us?" Chopper asked, his eyes shining with anticipation.
"Ehh..." Zoro groaned. "I'd rather sleep, or work out maybe."
"Come on Zoro, it'll be fun!" Luffy insisted.
"It might be enjoyable," Robin added.
"And I'm gonna make it SUPAAA!" said Franky, striking a pose.
"Oh fine," Zoro agreed.
"Yohohoho, since you're the last one in, you have to be the one to look!" Brook laughed.
Zoro rolled his eyes and started counting, while the rest of the crew went off to hide.
"Okay, I'm coming out. You better be ready," Zoro said loudly.
"Oi, shut up marimo," Sanji yelled from the kitchen. "It's hard to concentrate on my cooking when you're so loud!"
Zoro didn't bother to reply. First, he walked to the women's quarters. There was always at least one person there.
He found nobody as he walked through Nami and Robin's room, so he wandered into the bathroom. Robin was there, looking just as gorgeous as ever.
"Oh, looks like you found me Zoro," Robin smiled. "I guess I lost."
Zoro blushed at the situation. He was always hoping for something like this to happen, him and Robin getting stuck somewhere small, where they could do whatever they wanted to…
"Is there something wrong?" Robin asked.
Zoro shook his head, jolting him out of his little fantasy. "Stupid," he thought to himself. "She's going to think you're the biggest idiot in the world."
"If you want to kiss me, then you should do it now," Robin advised.
Zoro's eyes widened. "Well she did say to, so here goes nothing..." he thought. He leaned forward and kissed her.
It was ages before either of them pulled away. "Now didn't that feel good?" Robin winked.
It was not long before they were on top of each other.
Suddenly, they heard a loud shriek.
"ROBIN!" Nami yelled. "WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THAT IN OUR BATHROOM OF ALL PLACES?! GO DO THAT SOMEWHERE ELSE IF YOU HAVE TO!"
Robin apologized profusely to Nami, while Zoro just grunted and left.
Zoro found the others in their normal hiding spots; they were very predictable after all. Luffy was hiding near the kitchen, and Chopper was hiding in the sick bay with Brook. Franky had just opted not to hide, thinking that Zoro would get so lost that he would never find Franky anyway.
After that, they all went to have dinner, Luffy's face lighting up at the sight of all the meat.
As Zoro was walking into the kitchen, he felt Robin's hand on his for a lingering second.
"How about we try it on the bed next time?" she whispered.
