In the world of Free Country, USA, nature and people live together in peace. It is a world where everyone can live in peaceful harmony.

Sorry Folks, this apparently can't last. (Do you want to read or what?)

... one fateful day, the Great Darkness appeared without warning! The people who used to dance around lose their natural-born faces and scatter all over the world!

Troublesome, isn't it?

(and untidy, too!)

In this now-unbalanced world, strange phenomena begin to occur: freaks and hostile characters appear with said faces of said people! They definitely need a HERO to save them now, don't you think?

Homestar Runner, to the RESCUE!

HR: "Yeah, whatever. You know you all want some."

Homestar must defeat the Great Darkness, free the faces and put them all back to whence they came to restore the world's harmony.

But will the bad guy let him do it?... After all, he doesn't have any specialties... but don't panic, neither do the bad guys