A/n: As long as there are more than five reviews on this story, I'll make an episode 3. :3
For now, here's episode 2, with special guest, one of my best friends, Lord Vrel!


Mickey: Good evening everyone, welcome to Whose Line Disney Style! On tonight's show, he had his first kiss on a carpet, Aladdin!

Aladdin gave a thumbs up to everyone.

Mickey: Her first kiss was in prison, Esmeralda!

Es winked to the camera.

Mickey: He had his first kiss with a mask on, Lord Vrel!

Lord Vrel got up and bowed as the audience cheered especially loud for the guest star.

Mickey: And he'll never have his first kiss, Lustig Morder.

Lustig stuck out his tongue and made peace signs.

Mickey: And I'm your host Mickey, come on down, let's have some fun!

Mickey walked down to his desk, and as usual, the four performers were sitting in chairs in a row perpendicular to him off to his left. Lord Vrel was busy hi-fiving everyone.

Mickey: Welcome to Whose Line is it anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter, that's right, the points are just like Disney sequels.

The crowd laughed and cheered at that.

Mickey: It's nice to have you on the show Lord Vrel.

Vrel: You can just call me Vrel.

Mickey: And you can call me anytime.

The crowd laughed again.

Vrel: Does anytime include never?

The crowd laughed even more.

Mickey: Haha, now the first game we're going to play is party quirks, this is for all four of you. Aladdin, you are hosting a party, and you're trying to guess the quirks of your three guests. The said quirks are on the cards that re under the other three's chairs. I'll buzz you in when you're ready.

Aladdin went to the stage while the other three went to the side of the stage.

Aladdin: Let's see do I have everything for the party? I've got the chips, the dip, the salsa, the dead body, the porn, the-

ding-dong

Aladdin: Oh hey.

Aladdin pretends to open a door and Es walks in.

(Es is a fashion police member)

Es: Ohmygawd, honey look at you, this vest is so tacky. When's the last time you went shopping. What's with this little cap on your head, this would look better on a monkey!

Aladdin: Thanks.

Es: Thank God you didn't try buying shoes for yourself, ugh!

Ding-Dong!

Aladdin: Oh, great, another party member.

Aladdin pretends to open the door again, this time Vrel comes in.

Vrel: He opened the door, very cautious as he didn't know what oddity would come from it.

(Vrel is a Morgan Freeman-like narrator)

Vrel: He then gazed quizzically at the man in front of him, possibly not being able to comprehend how good-looking he is, or maybe he was just lost in his own little world.

Aladdin: Would you like to come in as well.

Es: Oh, would you look at you. Don't you know that white is the new black, black is the new brown!

Vrel: A woman with no fashion sense gave a false statement.

Ding-Dong!

Mickey: This ones gonna be weird.

Aladdin: I think I just heard the voice in my head tell me a great guest is about to come in.

The audience laughed as Aladdin 'answered the door'.

Lustig came in, walking very strangely.

Lustig (in a creepy voice with a bit of an accent): Do you have any rusty spoons?

(Lustig is Salad Fingers)

Aladdin: I don't know how to respond.

Lustig: I like the feel of spoons against my fingers. It feels almost orgasmic.

Aladdin: That is going to be running around in my nightmares.

Aladdin: Well, uh, who are you people.

Es walked up to Lustig.

Es: Oh my gosh! You have been living in the thrift shop for far too long, honey! Those shoes are absolutely horrible. And what's with that tacky shirt!

Aladdin: You can leave anytime you like, you annoying fashion consultant.

Bzzt!

Es went back to her chair.

Vrel: The new guest walked around, eyeing everything with a mad glint in his eye, and then he walked to the handsome guest.

Lustig: Would you like to meet my friends?

Lustig lifted his fingers, (which he had drawn little faces on).

Lustig: This is Hubert, this is Margery, and this is Jeremy.

Vrel: The dashing guest started to back away slowly.

Aladdin: Vrel is a movie narrator?

Mickey: Who is he trying to impersonate?

Aladdin: Morgan Freeman?

Bzzt!

Vrel went back to his seat.

Aladdin: Oh, why am I alone with you?

Lustig: May I caress this rusty kettle?

Aladdin: Some creepy guy obsessed with rust?

Mickey: Uh, close enough I guess. Have you ever heard of the show salad fingers?

Aladdin: No.

Lustig: It's creepy as hell.

Mickey: Ok, the games over, Aladdin got everyone.

Bzzt!

The crowd clapped.

Mickey: A thousand points for everyone, except Lustig for giving me nightmares.

Lustig: Couldn't you at least get me a rusty spoon?

Mickey: Lustig as long as you never say that again, you can have all of the points you like.

Lustig (still in the creepy accent): I thought the points don't matter.

The crowd laughed.


Well here's part 1. Next up is scenes from a hat, and I'll take suggestion if you leave it, in the review!