Well, here is the fun little story I'm writing for in between Acts 1 and 2 of Beasts of Ragnarok. It's only about five or six chapters long, but it's enough time to let me think about Act 2. Please enjoy!

Discord Messes with: Naruto

Prologue

Daytime. The most wonderful time for any pony in all of Equestria. You would think each of them would have their own separate, favorite times of the day. But no, the ponies loved daytime, because this was the time they could play with their friends, sell their wares…

"And get Princess Luna jealous by assuming that all ponies love day over night."

Er… yes, anyway, although on this day, the ponies now had a new item of interest that would keep them occupied during their favorite time of day… Princess Twilight's n-

"Newly grown, straight out of the ground castle. Tell me, my imaginative friend, did you think of this 'original idea' all on your own?"

BUT NO PONY was more interested in the castle than its owner, Twilight Sparkle. Still adjusting to her new surroundings, she was busy asking herself many questions about her new home… 'Where are the beds?' 'Where are the books?' 'Will Spike try to eat it?'

"Oh, now that's just offensive to dragons. Where are your manners? Spike would especially feel insult-"

AS TWILIGHT WAS THINKING TO HERSELF, SHE NOTICED HER FRIENDS-

"I can do this all day, author."

For the love of- What do you want, Discord? Can't you see I'm writing a story?

"Yes, yes, a story about how Twilight is getting used to her new role, and dealing with the aftermath of Tirek, and her treehouse becoming a sitting stump, yada yada yada… Before we go on, could you poof me in real quick?" Fine. Discord poofed in, finally revealing himself to the annoyed author. Who quickly changed his disposition to that of one eager to meet the savvy, eccentric spiri- Hey! Stop that! "Change your attitude and maybe I will."

Alright, alright… what's wrong with you anyway Discord? I didn't think being the Spirit of Chaos meant being a Deadpool ripoff.

"Oh, it's far from it, my typing friend. Besides, he does it too blatantly; I do it with style. Anyway, I simply thought this digital piece of writing could use a little more flair." He snapped his fingers, causing fireworks to burst behind him and bright neon lights to appear.

What's wrong with the story I'm doing?

"Let's face the facts DWD, there are probably thousands of other bronies and pegasisters thinking of the same idea you had, all of them also writing it better than you can. 'Daytime is every ponies' favorite time.' That sentence alone makes me facehorn." His horns 'hit' his face to drive his point home.

Okay, so I was stretched for a hook, so what? Every writer will do this kind of story differently. It doesn't mean the rest of it would be bad.

"Perhaps, but you're missing the point. It's already being, been or will be done. It's old news. You've got to try something fresh and new! Something that only one or two people have done!"

Oh really. What do you have in mind, Master of Chaos?

"Well, for starters, a crossover."

Oh yeah, cause that hasn't been done before.

"Let me finish. A crossover with me, and only me, as the representative from this universe."

That's a bit egotistical, isn't it?

"Come now, author, we all know that the bronies watch this show because I'm in it." He took a picture of the mane 6 and snapped his horns, eyes and mouths on to them. The Discord Twilight spoke. "Yet, no one ever puts me in a crossover by myself." He suddenly disappeared.

An egg appears at the author's feet. It hatches, with a cross between a bunny and a chicken popping out, also with Discord's face. "And even when I am in it, I'm just an easter egg or a cameo."

Ok, first off, there is no way to prove that all bronies watch Mlp just because of you. Secondly, there has to have been someone out there who's done a crossover with you as a main character. I'm sensing some ulterior motives.

Discord's eyes appeared only, right in front of the author, and were giant at that. "Well, aren't you the observant one?" His right eye opens like a door and his regular self walks out. "Okay, so the odds that there hasn't been a discord crossover are pretty low. But there's still not a lot!"

Not buying it.

"Alright, alright! I was getting bored with all the friendship stuff and wanted to vent out my mischievous side before I had to go full time friendly! Is that good enough for you?"

Hmmm… okay, I'll do it. On one condition.

"And that would be?"

Since I'm already going to get in trouble for letting you do this, I might as well get you to take responsibility for your activities. I need you to promise me to put everything back where and how it was.

Of course! Not a hair, cloud, or building left out of place!

No, not good enough. I need you to pinkie promise.

"Do I have to?" The author gave him a stern look. "Alright, fine! Cross my heart and hope to fly-" He materialized a cupcake and pushed it into his eye. "-stick a cupcake in my eye!" He closed his eyelid, eating like he would with his mouth.

Gugh….er, anyway, where did you want to go?

"Well, let's spin the wheel of dimensions and see what I get…" The author opened up a portal, and he spun it like he was on a gameshow. As it spun around, different worlds appeared, one by one, giving a taste of what it was like. It finally stopped, with the portal giving a vision of a human teen wearing orange. "Oh, delightful, I've read the manga based off this world! Of course it's been ponified here…"

Wait, what?

"Uh- never mind that. The point is, this is going to be a wonderful chaos goldmine for me."

Hey, uh, Discord. Before you go, two things. One, are you going to be talking to me for this whole fanfic?

He snapped, causing two suitcases to appear in his hands, and a hat to appear on his head. "Goodness no, it's not my thing. Don't worry, my alliterative friend, I'm keeping the fourth wall up for the rest of this story."

Good. And, uh, also, could you-

"Way ahead of you." He materialized a paper in his hands and put on some reading glasses. "This fanfic does not express the author's opinion of either series in any way unless said otherwise by him. Any snarky comment or insult is only made to poke fun at both sides. Naruto is owned by Masashi Kishimoto and My Little Pony is owned by Hasbro. Enjoy the ride!" He finished, stepping through the portal.

And so it begins! Read and review, my friends!