Author's Note: These snippets are based on a slightly different realities for Pokémon: the Movie 2000, and are mostly written for comic effect. This is a "What if x had happened like this?" deal. This was written rather quickly, so there may be spelling and grammatical errors. If you see any, please point them out to me in a review!

Standard disclaimer: Pokémon is a trademark of Nintendo of America. The Pokémon universe is property of Nintendo and Game Freak, and I own nothing of this.

Updated 6/30/2008 at 11:40: second chapter added

Updated 7/4/2008: added new short to first chapter. Look all the way down to the bottom, past all those words, to find it.


Delia Ketchum arrives as Ash and company are flung up next to the shrine by Lugia's Whirlpool: (Delia, Ash, and Lugia)

"What are you doing out here, young man?"

Delia grabs Ash by his coat.

"Let me go! This is important!"

"Not until you explain what you are doing!"

Lugia, sounding annoyed: Really, now. You can lecture him AFTER he gets done saving the world.


Delia Ketchum arrives just after Ash sets out in his improvised toboggan: (Delia and Misty)

"What does Ash think he's doing out in that warzone?"

"Saving the world"

"..."

"Look...the legend: 'Disturb not the harmony of fire, ice or lightning lest these Titans wreak destruction on the world in which they clash.' that would be the collector, trying to get Lugia. 'The guardian of the sea shall arise to quell the fighting, but alone its song shall fail, so the world shall turn to Ash"

"And?"

"The world shall turn to Ash...it doesn't mean the world is going to burn, but that Ash is going to be the one to restore harmony"

"I wish I'd named him Bob"

"Funny, he was just saying the same thing."


Where Misty was backed up by a trained lifeguard or EMT or some such while rescuing Ash: (lifeguard & ash)

"We need to get him warmed up. Help me carry him inside."

"No. Let me...go!"

"You need to get inside and warmed up, or you'll catch hypothermia!"

"Do you mind? I'm trying to save the world here!


James: "Get in the hovercraft, we have candy!" (should need no explanation)


"But what could they do to help?" (note: line from the movie)

Dealing with that collector would be a decent start.

(Assembled Pokemon begin moving towards the crashed vessel)

End note: There was another one I wrote, but it got long and wasn't as funny as the others. Maybe I'll work on fleshing it out a little and upload it later.