Battle with Map by Keen Lance

I, Keen Lance, was assigned the task to find a route through the caves under the mountains to attack the trolls. I met and old man who had a unique living arrangement with his wife. She lived on the surface while he preferred the life of a mole. He was unwilling to help me, but she was quite eager to assist me. All I had to do was get her boots fixed.

Silly me, I thought the worst part of this task would be crawling through the dark tunnels. How wrong I was! Once through the tunnel, I met Map, who kept killing me. Thankfully in the land of Runescape you get multiple lives. In order to defeat Map I needed superhuman strength. I needed lots of food.

To complete this task, I needed to keep up my strength. I needed an extreme amount of food. I went in search of cattle to slay. After killing two cows I realized that I wasted valuable energy in killing the cows. I noticed others killing cows and letting the raw beef lay on the ground. I need the raw beef. So I became a thief. When the others killed the cows, if they let their beef lay unclaimed, I rushed in and claimed the beef. Thus, as a thief, I acquired all the beef needed to complete the task. I need to invade a kitchen to cook the beef which took some doing as I burnt some of the beef. This required me to go and collect more beef to cook. Once all the beef was cooked, I returned through the tunnels to battle Map. More than one battle was necessary as the first time I battled him I was unprepared for the amount of energy needed to defeat Map. He killed me once again, and once again I was miraculously resurrected. I finally learned how much food I needed to carry in order to keep up my strength to defeat the mighty Map. Map was defeated, the troops had a way to attack the trolls from above and the day was saved.