I DON'T OWN NARUTO, THE AKATSUKI, OR ANY OF THIS EXCEPT MY IDEA.
Sitting at his desk, Pain was doing nothing in particular. That is, until a tall, shadow-like figure walked in.
"Knocking would be appreciated." He growled at the figure, which in return, ignored him.
He stood up, pointed to the door, and as kindly as he could (which consisted of talking through gritted teeth), commanded it to leave. It didn't. Now frustrated, he was glaring at the figure and planning its horrible, imminent death. The figure stood almost as tall as he, but showed no visible features. It crossed its arms and stared back at Pain. (No word on who won the staring contest)
"Rude, are we?"
Pain didn't reply.
"Pain, I'm going to be truthful here. You're bad. You've been a bad person. On Santa's naughty list bad. Just stating the obvious."
To say the least, Pain was not impressed. Nor was he going to take this, so he went ahead as follows:
"I think you've said enough, so you can leav-"
"No." (Assertive, were we?) "I've been sent here to fix something." The figure waited a second, hoping he'd get the hint. It sighed.
"I'm here to fix you. Well, not you, but… Whatever. Sleep well…." [Remember kids! Stay away from the chloroform *Shot*]
And with that Pain was on the floor, leaving a perfect opportunity for blackmail.
~Time Skip! (Let's do the time warp again*! What, no? Everybody's a critic) ~
When he awoke, nothing seemed to have changed. Except for maybe, I don't know, the fact that there were now nine (Super cute in his opinion, but not willing to openly admit that) toddlers now staring at him with all the interest in the world.
"What the He-"
"Don't you know not to cuss in front of children?" It was none other than the figure (A.K.A. Fate).
It shook its head disapprovingly.
"As I was saying earlier, you've been bad. I can't fix the pit in your heart, but you can fix what you've made others. Have fun."
And with that, Fate was on its merry way to go off and deliver more bad news.
Pain stood up and looked at the children, and for the first time in his life, looked like he had no clue whatsoever as to what was going on. So-
*Record Needle Scratch*
"Really? What the hell, Kaida, this doesn't even make sense!"
The narrator glared at him.
"Just go with it."
He started to argue back.
"GO WITH IT!"
And so ends the first chapter. Hope you had fun with it, please review (is on knees begging) and continue reading. Feel free to message me about ideas for stories, but I usually only do horror and comedy.
* Rocky Horror Picture Show reference. I do not own RHPS.
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