- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 22:17

TG: dude

TG: egderp i know youre there it says that youre on

TG: are you ignoring me i thought our friendship meant more than that

TG: john

TG: dont make me come over there to make you reply

EB: dave i am here i was just in the kitchen.

TG: so you left me for shitty edible goods

TG: i bet you just ate cake

TG: delicious moist betty crocker cake

TG: shit like that

EB: eww! you know i hate that stuff!

EB: and if you really care about what i ate i had a bowl of cereal.

TG: isn't it like 10 there

EB: yes?

TG: egbert

EB: shut up dave.

TG: i didnt say anything

EB: you were thinking it!

TG: either way cereal isnt as good as apple juice

TG: that shits a miracle

TG: the light of my heart

TG: the only reason why im still alive

TG: what i live for day in and day out

EB: dave.

EB: you are rambling again.

TG: egderp

TG: were talking about apple juice here

EB: whatever, dave. i should probably go now though, since i have school tomorrow.

EB: speaking of which, you should too.

TG: whatever john

EB: go to bed! good night dave!

TG: bye egbert

- turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 20:23


- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 8:48

EB: dave?

TG: egbert its not normal for you to be on at this time

EB: haha, i got sick i guess? i am at home.

TG: so you decided to bother me?

EB: eheheh... yes?

TG: whatever this class is boring anyways

EB: yay! anything new?

TG: bro beat me at another strife

EB: sorry to hear that.

TG: john ive known you for five years this has been going on everyday for like all of them

TG: not bro kicking my ass

EB: welllllllllllll

TG: dont you dare finish that sentence

TG: anyway you dont have to apologize this has been going on for 1825 or so days

TG: were past the sorry part

TG: trust me

TG: were there

EB: haha! i am happy to hear that we're passed it. :D

TG: dont let it get to your head

EB: haha, have you heard from rose or jade recently?

TG: nah lalondes been busy with something at her school

TG: and harleys doing whatever the hell you do on a deserted island

EB: aww. well if you talk to them, tell them that i said 'hi'!

TG: fine

TG: ah man the bell rang

TG: talk to you in a bit while i go run around the building like a chicken to get to my next class

TG: ironically running around like a chicken remember

EB: whatever you say, dave! talk to you soon!

- turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 8:50


- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering tentacleTherapist [TT] at 9:01 -

TG: yo lalonde when are you gonna stop ignoring us

TT: I haven't been ignoring you, Dave, nor any of the others. I have been busy with school, like you should be.

TG: whatever

TG: thats the same thing john said

TG: egbert says hi by the way

TG: the guys been sending me messages about how much he misses you and your snarky comments

TT: I am assuming those aren't his words taken directly out of context.

TG: maybe i did change it a bit

TT: Sighs. Tell John I shall reply to him soon, I am sorry for seemingly ignoring you all, school has just gotten more demanding with time.

TG: yeah no more shitting in our diapers and crying all the time

TT: That's not exactly what I had in mind.

TT: My sister would like to ask you if you could tell your brother that she needs some more alcohol. He knows the kind she likes.

TG: fine


- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering timaeusTestified [TT] at 9:04 -

TG: bro lalonde needs more alcohol

TG: you know the ones she likes

TT: Thank you, little bro.

TT: Tell Rox's little sis that I'll get her some later. I'm working on a rad puppet right now and can't be bothered.

TG: alright

- timeausTestified [TT] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 9:05


TG: alright lalonde bro has been notified

TT: Thank you, Dave.

TT: I have work to do now. Goodbye Dave!

TG: see ya rose

- tentacleTherapist [TT] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 9:06 -


- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering gardenGnostic [GG] at 9:10 -

EB: jade?

EB: are you on?

EB: ...guess not.

- ectoBiologist [EB] ceased pestering gardenGnostic [GG] at 9:16 -


- turntechGodhead [TT] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 9:20 -

TT: yo lalonde is on if you want to talk to her

- turntechGodhead [TT] ceased pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 9:20 -


(END)


anddddddd done!

This is just something small I wanted to do, just how the kids would pester each other after Sburb and all that allacazam.

Dedicated to the wonderful Matsu (Zellarest) for being perfect. :)

I don't own Homestuck.