Name: A Mid Summer Stargate Dream
Disclaimer: I don't own stargate, or it's characters. I put them away nicely when I'm done, and I also have rewritten A Mid Summer Nights Dream only for fan fic. I don't own it either. GO SHAKESPEARE!
A/N: I was reading this in class and I thought I could put that stargate characters into it. R&R. It's also in script form. I'm also bringing back Kowalski…deal with it.
Rating: pg-13
Characters:
Lysander- Jack
Hermia- Sam
Helena- Vala
Demetrius- Daniel
Egeus- Jacob Carter
Theseus- Teal'c
Hippolyta- Ishta
Oberon- Kowalski
Titania- Janet
Bottom- General Hammond
Everyone else in the play is just random USAF men/women around the building
Theseus/Teal'c- Fair Ishta, our wedding hour
is coming
quickly; four days until: but, O, how slow those four days
take.
Desires, of mine linger
Hippolyta/Ishta- Four days will quickly pass
Four nights we will quickly dream away
Patience, Dear Teal'c
Teal'c- Go, Philostrate,
Stir up the Jaffa youth to
merriments;
Awake the energetic and nimble spirit of jollity;
Turn
sadness forth to funerals;
The pale companion is not for our
ceremony.
Philostrate exits
Ishta, I wooed thee with my sword,
And won thy love, doing thee
injuries;
But I will wed thee in another key,
With splendor,
with triumph and with reveling.
Enter Egeus, Hermia, Lysander, and Demetrius
Egeus/Jacob- Good morning fair lord Teal'c!
Teal'c- Good morning to thee, what news does thy bring?
Jacob- I, come with a complaint
Against my child,
Samantha.
Come forth, Daniel. My lord,
This man hath my consent
to marry Samantha.
Come forth, Jack: and my gracious duke,
This
man hath bewitched my child;
Jack, thou hast given her rhymes,
And
interchanged love-tokens with my child:
Thou hast sung to
her,
With verses of feigning love,
And stolen the impression of
her fantasy
With bracelets, rings, and things
Knacks, trifles,
and messengers
With cunning thou hast taken my daughter's
heart,
Turned her obedience, which is due to me,
To
stubbornness: and, my gracious duke,
Be it so she; will not here
before your grace
Consent to marry with Daniel,
I beg the
ancient privilege of Jaffas,
As she is mine, I may do with her as
I like:
Which shall be either to this gentleman
Or to her
death.
Teal'c- What say you, Samantha? Be
advised fair maid:
To you your father should be as a god;
One
that composed your beauties. I say
Demetrius is a worthy
gentleman.
Hermia/Sam- So is Jack!
Teal'c- Not to your father, only to you.
Sam- If only father would look with my eyes.
Teal'c- Rather you must look with your eyes at his judgment
Sam- your grace pardons me.
But I
beseech your grace that I may know
the worst that may befall me in
this case,
if I refuse to wed Daniel?
Teal'c- Death, or marry Daniel.
Sam- Then I for one, will most likely choose death
Teal'c- do not decided here. Go back to your home, and decided there. Take thy time. And come back on the new moon with your response
Demetrius/Daniel- Samantha, relent. And Jack, stop thy crazy talk and go on. For she is mine as we all know.
Lysander/Jack- Daniel, you have her father's love, just marry him, and let I, who has Samantha's love, marry her.
Jacob- Scornful Jack, true he does have my love. But she is also mine, and I give her to him!
Jack- I am lord, as wealthy and good as him. I have fair Samantha's love, and Daniel had Vala's. He's a heartbreaker of every sort, he only broke poor Vala's heart to be with another woman that doth not love him, but instead hates him.
Teal'c- I must confess, you're pleads are great, but she is not mine, she is Sir Jacobs to do away with. Ishta come we have matters to speak of. Daniel and Jacob leave.
All but Jack and Sam leave.
Jack- Now what my love?
Sam- We will run. Tonight, into the forest. Meet me there dear Jack. We will run away and unite together in another land where rules are different.
Jack- yes this would work. I have a widow aunt we could stay with in another land. Fair Samantha, you're bright and fair. Look here comes Helena.
Vala entersSam- Fair Helena, god speed!
Helena/Vala- fair you say is I? Then why does Daniel love your fair? If fair were like a catching sickness, I would catch yours. Teach me fair Samantha how you wooed Daniel's heart.
Sam- I frown upon him, yet he still loves me.
Vala- Your frowns would teach my smiles suck skills.
Sam- I give him curses yet her gives me love. The more I hate him the more he follows.
Vala- The more I follow the more he hates me.
Sam- His madness is no fault of mine
Vala- none but your beauty.
Sam- Well he no more will see my face. For tonight dear Jack and I will runaway to his widow aunt in another land. But keep quiet fair Helena. Now dear Jack you must flee, and we will meet tonight in the woods.
Exit SamJack- I will fair Samantha
Exit JackVala- How happy others can be. She thinks me fair as she. Demetrius thinks not. I shall go now, and tell him of the plan. He will appreciate me then, for my loyalty to him.
Exit. End Scene 1