-1 Title: To Be a Uke
Author: CyberSalsa
Rating: …T? I dunno, forgot how the ratings go.
Disclaimer: I don't own Digimon. Someone else owns Digimon. I own a picture of Wizardmon, though. He's hawt.
Summary: A lunchtime discussion leads to the question of where Yamato is a uke or seme. Naturally, the only way to find out is to ask.
"Oh please, Yamato is so a uke. I mean come on, the hair obsession, the girly features, the dainty mannerisms- he's almost a chick," exclaimed an excited red head, her face flushed. Friends whose expressions ranged from amused to incredulous surrounded her. The discussion, which had started out as a nice gloat of the previous night's football game, had somehow turned to whether or not Yamato Ishida was gay. As all the girls had quickly agreed that he was, the question of whether he topped was brought up.
"I'm way better friends with him that any of you, so I think I'd be more likely to know," Sora said, calming down.
"But he's so cold and collected. It is always the cold one that's seme. I mean, obviously Yamato is going to end up with Taichi and Tai's cheerful and oblivious. He's the one that does all the clinging and hugging. Yamato just kind of takes it. Haven't you ever read 'A Fangirls Guide to Shonen Ai'? It explains exactly how these things work," one of the girls said as she carefully rifled through her bag. Naturally, she had a copy of the book with her.
"You have to admit Sora, she does have a point. The cheerful idiot is always the uke," another girl piped up, hand inching toward the book.
Sora felt her eye twitch as she attempted to glare them into submission. "Damn it, Matt is the uke. I don't care if it fits the code, he's so the girl. I mean, Tai is the one who gives orders. He's the one that makes the plans. Tai is our leader and Matt can't top him. It'd be wrong."
"Your leader?" someone asked as another girl suddenly brightened with a new idea.
"I think I get," the girl claimed," This is your form of denial, isn't it Sora? You know you can't be the one underneath Yamato so you don't anyone else to be either. If Taichi is the seme then that puts Yamato in your position. You don't have to worry about your crush on him because, essentially, he has become female. Heh, I'm so smart."
"It's not like that at all," Sora claimed, though she was blushing furiously, "It's just that Matt is obviously a bottom type guy. At least compared to Tai. I mean, I see them together all the time, so don't you think it'd be more obvious to me? Tai's so Matt's ultimate seme."
Sora suddenly stopped speaking when she heard a gurgling choke from behind her. Turning, she saw a blank-faced Tai flanked by several other Digi destined. Frowning, she glanced at the clock. She hadn't realized the history classes had released for lunch. Shooting a quick glare at her tablemates for not warning her of their approach, Sora quickly plastered on a fake smile for her friends.
"Um, hi guys. How long have you been standing there?" she asked nervously.
"Long enough to find out Tai is apparently banging Matt," Izzy said, shooting the brown-haired boy a dirty look. He didn't like being left in the dark about these things. His was the crest of knowledge wasn't it?
The implications of those words finally seemed to penetrate the protective haze around Tai's mind. With a yelp, he dropped his tray and fled the cafeteria, yelling something about not topping his best friend.
"So does that mean Yamato's the seme?" one of the girls asked, head tilted to the side.
Hikari stared after her brother before shaking her head. "Tai is so the seme. He's just in denial."
An indignant Takeru let out a cry of "No way my brother's a uke," almost simultaneously with Sora's enraged reply of "Matt is totally the seme." This provoked giggles from several girls at the table, and a calm response of "Well, there's really only one way to find out, isn't there? We'll have to ask them."
Meh, a sad little 652 words. But it's still got another chapter. After all, we have to find out who's tops, don't we. Unfortunately, I'm no longer sure. I started out agreeing with Sora, but argued myself into confusion. Normally one person is just so obviously in control that there's no question. That means you guys get to decide. When you leave a review, just say who you think should be seme (top) and who you think should be uke (bottom). The next chapter will be out as soon as I figure out who's what. I know what will happen either way it goes, so it's just a matter of deciding.
