GokuderaxReader
Disclaimer: I do not own the awesomeness of Reborn or this quote.
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Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother fucker upside the head.
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"Hey! ______! Where's the Tenth?!" Gokudera's frantic figure came up to you, invading your personal space. You stepped back and made a face.
"I don't know, aren't you his baby-sitter?" Gokudera exhaled in annoyance. Why was it that he couldn't talk to you for 30 seconds without feeling the urge to strangle you?
You made another face, this time from the smoke from the silver-haired bomber's cigarette.
"Can you please not smoke that thing around me?" you snapped. Gokudera glanced at you, a slow smirk creeping on his face.
"Is it bothering you?" he asked.
"No, I just love breathing in second-hand smoke!" you replied sarcastically.
Gokudera took a deep breath of his cigarette, and blew the smoke directly in your face. His smirk grew larger as he watched you cough and wave the offending smoke away.
"Jerk!"
"Now, now, ______, don't frown so much! You're using more than 40 muscles in your face!" the Storm Guardian mocked. You stopped waving your hands and smiled sweetly.
"You're right, Hayato-kun. Why use 42 muscles to frown when I can simply reach out and hit you on the head?"
You quickly smacked Gokudera on the back of his head, grinning in satisfaction as he sputtered and rubbed the spot you had hit.
After all, why waste so much energy frowning when you could actually do something about it?
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L-chan: So I hope we learned a valuable lesson today! Don't frown: hit instead!
Ken: -.- You're a very violent person, ya know?
L-chan: *slaps Ken* Why, thank you! :D
