A/N: Yes... Ni (.net/u/1922905/Lord_Ni) and I wrote this on Flockforum Chat. It's very odd, and may make your head hurt from the caps lock, but it's pretty funny. :3 WE were very, very hyper when we wrote it.

SO, ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A GIRL NAMED MAXIMUM RIDE. SHE HATED LLAMAS. AND ALL OTHER AWESOME THINGS.

SHE GREW UP IN A LARGE AND ROOMY CAGE AT THE PLACE CALLED 'THE AWESOME SCIENTIST LLAMA SCHOOL'

AND THERE WERE ALSO TWO BOYS, IGGY AND FANG, WHO WERE "AN ITEM"

THEY COULD FLY.

AND THERE WERE TWO GIRLS OTHER THAN MAX. ANGEL AND NUDGE. THEY WERE ALSO AN ITEM.

WHICH WAS WIN.

AND THEN THE SCIENTISTS.

THEY WERE LLAMAS.

AWESOME LLAMAS.

AND THEY WERE ADORABLE.

AND THE GREATEST SCIENTIST WAS NAMED JEB.

AND OTHER GREAT ONES WERE HANS.

AND ROBERRRRT.

AND ROLAND WAS TOTALLY GAY FOR JEB.

BUT EVERY TIME THEY TRIED TO MAKE OUT, MAX WOULD YELL ABOUT BEING TORTURED AND WHINE.

AND THEN THEY WOULD MAKE SAD LLAMA COUNDS AND GALLOP OVER TO HELP HER.

AND THEY ALL LIKED TO DO SCIENCE WHEN THEY WEREN'T TRYING TO MAKE MAX SHUT UP.

BUT SHE WOULD ALMOST NEVER SHUT UP. SO NOT MUCH SCIENCE GOT DONE.

SO, THAT'S WHEN THEY MADE HER PERFECT OTHER HALF TO SHUT HER UP.

DYLANIA.

DYLANIA WAS A GIRL.

AND PRETTY.

AND BLONDE.

AND HAD BEAUTIFUL HAIR MADE OUT OF STRING CHEESE.

AND SPARKLES.

OH YES.

THE SPARKLES WERE PURPLE.

AND HOW SHE SPARKLED!

MAX FELL IN LOVE.

AND THEN, SHE DECIDED THEY WOULD TRY TO ESCAPE.

WHICH WAS A BAD DECISION.

BAD MAX.

BECAUSE IT ANGERED THE LLAMAS.

JEB TRIED TO CHASE THEM DOWN, BUT THEY STARTED FLYING.

SO JEB AND ROLAND FLEW TOO.

WITH MAGIC LLAMA POWERS.

BECAUSE THEY'RE MAGIC FLYING LLAMAS.

AND MAX FELL.

AND SHE WENT SPLAT.

AND DYLANIA WAS SAD.

SO THE SCIENTISTS INTRODUCED HER TO OMEGA.

AND THEY FELL IN LOVE.

AND OMEGA SPARKLED TOO.

IT WAS A PERFECT MATCH.

SO THEY SKIPPED OFF INTO THE SUNSET TO MAKE EDWARD PAY FOR RUINING SPARKLED.

AND THAT WAS WHEN... THE FANGIRLS ATTACKED.

AND THE FANGIRLS HELPED.

AND DYLANIA ALMOST DIED.

BUT DIDN'T.

BUT THE SCIENTISTS COULDN'T KEEP RANDOM FANGIRLS AWAY FROM THE PRECIOUS EXPERIMENTS.

AND MADE LLAMA NOISES.

AND JEB AND ROLAND WERE SEPARATED IN A STAMPEDE OF LLAMAS.

"NOOOOOOO!"

"MY LOOOOOOOOOOOVE!"

THIS WAS NOT GOOD.

BUT THEN, ROBERT USED PIKACHU!

"PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!"

AND A RAINBOW BURST OUT OF ITS STOMACH.

AND EVERYONE LOOKED UP IN AWE AT THE RAINBOW.

THE FANGIRLS RETREATED.

AND JEB AND ROLAND SNUCK BACK TOGETHER.

IN A BACK ROOM.

WITH A BED.

AND PLAYED MONOPOLY.

AND THEN.

FANG AND IGGY APPEARED.

AND IGGY FELT COLORS.

AND FANG FELT IGGY.

ON HIS TOES.

OH GOD, HIS TOES WERE NICE.

SOOOO NIIICE.

FANG FELL IN LOVE WITH IGGY AT THAT MOMENT, AND THEY WERE MARRIED.

JEB WAS THE FLOWERGIRL, AND ROLAND WAS THE PRIEST.

AND DYLANIA WAS JEALOUS.

DYLANIA WANTED TO MARRY OMEGA.

SO JEALOUS.

BUT THERE COULDN'T BE TWO WEDDINGS IN ONE DAY.

AND ROLAND FORBID IT FOR THAT REASON.

SO DYLANIA STARTED TO CRY.

AND JESUS CRIED.

AND THE WORLD CRIED.

AND THEN OMEGA WENT ON A RAMPAGE.

AND KILLED IGGY.

THEN, SUDDENLY, SHE EVOLVED INTO A LEVEL 100 DYLANIA.

AND FANG FLIPPED.

AND SMASHED EVERYTHING.

AND THEN THE LLAMAS... THEY...

AND EVERYTHING.

USED MAGIC SCIENCE POWERS.

AND THE WORLD BLEW UP.

OMG.

BUT THAT WAS OKAY, BECAUSE THE LLAMAS FLEW EVERYONE TO THEIR SECRET PLUTO SCHOOL.

SO THEY ALL WENT TO PLUTO.

AND HAD A TEA PARTY.

AND OH MY, WAS IT EPIC.

IT WAS THE EPITOME OF EPICNESS.

AND THAT... was how Max-Dan-Wiz was created.