Disclaimer: Haha, I told this to my dad after we saw the movie, and he believed it. Sucker. So I don't own Lord of the Rings. So it's © Tolkein Enterprises. So sue me. Geeze, this disclaimer is almost as long as the story... Oh, and by the way, LotR rules. Happiness. And this sucks. R&R, I beg ye...

"Hey dol merry dol, they almost got your ***! Now while I fetch some clothes, dance naked on the grass!" cried Tom loudly. And so the hobbits ran through the tall weeds, right into some form of law enforcement, which will not be named because of political reasons.

"Hey, you," said the leading law enforcer to Frodo.

"Speak not so to him, my master Frodo!" cried Sam in great fury, rising up upon his furry toes.

"Sorry, young fellow, but you are under arrest for indecent exposure," said the man in uniform. "'Tis illegal for even hobbits to run naked through New Zealand private property. I must make my report, come quietly, and my men will not harm you."

"Nay!" cried Pippin, now in great distress. "'Tis not so much our fault as is that of Bombadil's. We were attacked by a dark wraith, one who inhabits these barrows. Please, take us not to thy prison!"

"Ah, then 'tis the fault of old Tom? I see that he has been misleading innocents. Let us arrest him then!"

"Nay!" cried Merry and Pippin at once. "He has saved us more times then one, and now he fetches us clothes! Say rather that you will arrest the barrow wights!"

"Indeed!" cried the Captain. "If you speak the truth, then I shall let him go. But for political reasons, thou must cut this scene from thy movie, for a great danger it would do to the sales of our services, and the movie yours."

And so the naked grass and all other Bombadil scenes were cut from the movie.