One day, in the strangely hideous town of Huddersfield, there was a group of extremely messed up kids who shipped two of their friends together.

Shannon, whom suffered from really bad split ends and also had an eyebrowless brother.

And Ben, her prince charming who had a habit of blushing red every two minutes for no apparent reason.

Both of these two people had been flirting for weeks until one day they had finally chosen to make it official.

This is the story of how Shannon and Ben fell in love...


"Hi Ben!" Shannon squealed like a delightful stalker.

"Hi Shannon," He blushed like always, "I missed you."

At that point there beyond annoyingly sarcastic friend Emily cut in stating, "You saw eachother ten minutes ago.. obsessive much?"

That is when there friend Ellie butted in (A/N That's me) ,"Pringles anyone?"

"How are you not fat yet?," Emily replied.

"You ask that everyday," Ellie smirked and turned to Shannon and Ben, "So are you two together yet then? Or are you still being stubborn?"

The group of friends had been waiting a long time for Shannon and Ben to fall victim to their sexual tension but unfortunately they were both stubborn idiots who chose to friendzone eachother. Muppets.

Ben decided at that point to stop being a coward, "Shannon will you marry me and give me psychotic children? You'd be a great baby mama!"

"I'd love to Ben, I can't wait for my children to have split ends aswell!"

"Great now we have more to make fun of them about," Emily said as Ellie nodded along. Oh how they love being bitches.


The Wedding

Shannon stood infront of the long mirror as she took a look at her cream coloured dress, which was quite ugly as she was stupid enough not too let Rukshana design it, but anyway she didn't care as she still had her Ben and her close friends Natasha, Becci, and countless others who I cannot be bothered naming with her. But like always her friends were voicing their opinions quite meanly.

"You're such a psychotic bitch," Emily yelled confusing Kat who replied with, "I don't get it."

Shannon calmy replied with, "Emily you are no longer walking me down the isle. Ellie will."

"I would rather cheesegrate my nipples," Ellie replied.

"If you don't walk me down the isle then I will give Xavier your number," Shannon stated.

"Fine... suck my dick whilst you're at it."

Rukshana then decided to but in, "Shut up or I'll punch you."


The Alter

Shannon stood infront of Ben as the minister silently judged the teenage couple.

"if anyone has any objections.."

"I DO!" Daniel yelled as he ran down the isle causing Emily and Ellie to both tweet and judge Shannon, Daniel and Ben.

"Wait... what.. I don't get it," Kat stated... her died hair distracting everyone.

Shannon had to make a decision... Daniel... Or Ben.. it was a hard choice.. both had amazing hair.

"I chose Ben... You're way too tall Daniel."

And with that Shannon and Ben both kissed.

"I wish that was Dan and Phil," Emily stated.


So I'm thinking sequel...