A/N: I don't even know where the hell this came from...first I was listening to "Feathers Through the Seasons" and then "As We Gods Say" and then I found Childish War and well...yeah. Here we are.

This is definitely going to be a multi-chapter story- probably 3 or 4 chapters- since hey, there's like, 3 or 4 different "parts" to it (you'll understand, hopefully, once I start..)

So anyway, this is a lemon/smut/whatever cause- hell- it's on this account. ._. so yeah..~

Anyway, hope ya'll enjoy~

Childish Wars

Chapter 1

Like most days, it started in the morning.

"I saw you." Her indignant voice rises and rings through the otherwise silent morning air as she slides after him in sock clad feet against the slippery, tiled floor, her hands currently holding an almost soaked towel to her still dripping hair and trying to make sure the water doesn't fall on her freshly pressed, white button down shirt.

"No, you think you saw me. Without proof, you can't make a case." Comes his smart reply as he pads off to their room, muttering under his breath after the fact.

"Who else could it have been, huh? Arschloch, you're the only one in this family that screams like a girl." She snorts, skating through the open door after him.

He sighs and shakes his head, clenching his jaw as he reaches for his kerchief and royal blue broach- she really shouldn't be getting under his skin so early... "Well if that's the case, then I don't see what the big deal is."

"Aha-!"

"I mean, it's not like there was- or is- much to look at anyway...kind of a disappointment, really."

Immediately, she picks up his closest black shoe and chucks it at the back of his head, crossing her arms underneath her small chest and snorting indignantly as the older male clutches the offending shoe in one hand and caresses the forming bruise on his head with the other.

"Well we can't all have our chests exploded out like Meiko for you, disgusting pig." She quips with another snort before, with a huff, turning and skidding out of the room, carelessly dropping her wet towel on his floor as she tosses her hair over her shoulder.

Quickly, he picks up the towel and drops it just outside his door before slipping his tie on and fixing it underneath his shirt collar. Just as he's about to slip on the shoes she had thrown at him, he hears another softer, feminine voice ring through the halls.

"Rin, Len!"

As he's walking out, determined not to be a single second late, he hears her heels irritatedly clicking from down the hall, only forcing his legs to move faster down the stairs to the woman who'd called for him.

"Yes, Mother?" Though he's sure that he had beaten her down, her voice rings- high-pitched and annoying- directly next to his ear as they both say the somewhat monotone line.

The long haired brunette simply nods towards the man of the home and doesn't say a word as the older, slight plump looking male- who's currently seated at the dining room table- smiles warmly, "My dear children!" His voice booms through the corridors as he speaks, "As you well may know, when your Mother and I am old and can no longer rule, it shall be one of you two's responsibility to take our place with your wife- or husband."

The two glance over at each other for a quick moment before turning their attention back towards their somewhat debatable "biological" father.

"Now, since you two are, well, the same age and it is apparently biased and unfair to simply allow Len to rule without a say from you, Rin, your mother and I have decided to let you two battle it out for yourselves. Takeshi here will keep up with your...scores, if you will." A middle-aged male dressed in his traditional- and required- butler uniform stepped in between the siblings, drawing his shoulders back and looking straight ahead with no emotion crossing his average features. "Now, if you'd please..."

"Your war begins now!" The butler calls, immediately stepping back from between the two twins.

She watches with narrowed sapphire eyes as he humbly bows towards the lower stationed male and shoves her way past him, her small black heels clicking on the marble tiles. Even over the noise, she knows that he's following her, glaring, "It is so like you to bow down before commoners." The playful smirk spreads on her face as she hears him take an irritated deep breath.

Perfect..~

"When I'm queen, I'll make sure you learn from your mistakes, okay 'big brother'?" Rin twirls around before casually dropping herself onto her father's throne, throwing her ankles over one edge just for added measure.

"Hey, just wait a second, what makes you think you're going to win? All you are is a bluffer and a cheat. Real, honest royalty wouldn't- and doesn't- look at their subjects and judge based on simple outward appearance-" She rolls her aquamarine eyes as he begins his spiel about honesty and tradition.

"Of course, of course, everything you say is absolutely correct, and I must do what my brother commands, right?" A light, sarcastic laugh is thrown at him and she watches in glee as his jaw sets and his eyes narrow.

"Can't you just show me some respect for once?" At this, the petite blonde swings off of 'her' throne and walks her way towards him, her small hips swaying sensually.

"Oh, but where would the fun be in that, LenLen? Obviously, I'm much smarter and higher up than you." Rin's thin, pale fingers drag themselves across his shoulders before tightly gripping around her brother's white kerchief that's so similar to her own. "Might as well get to bowing now, dog."

It's only when she leans forward, attempting to tower over him and intimidate him that he realizes she's at some point undone the first few buttons of her shirt and taken off her kerchief. Awkwardly, he clears his drying throat and reaches to move her hand off of him, only succeeding in her tightening her grip and yanking him closer,

"I said bow, dog."

"Ri-" He begins, clearing his throat again and placing a hand on her small shoulder to try and push her away.

"What did I just say?" she growls, her eyes glittering mischievously, "Is something distracting you from listening to orders, peasant?"

She knows exactly what she's doing...

"I-I just think, uh, you should, uhm, fix your attire." He's in absolutely no real mood to put up with her today, yet here she is- teasing him nonetheless!

"Why? Is it because there's actually some things worth noticing under this shirt? Is that it?" A smirk plays on her lips as her brother slinks back, attempting to cover his eyes and ears at the same time, "You actually want to see them again don't you? Filthy mongrel." Her smirk only widens as Len backs himself into a corner and she's finally able to plop herself into his lap- letting off a soft, teasing moan just to see his reaction up close.

The dominant blonde can feel him tense underneath her and she watches, amused, as he clenched his jaw and attempts to breathe deeply through his nose. She lets her hands splay across his covered chest, her fingers slowly trailing down to the hem of his shirt and slipping underneath it just as she's pressing and rolling herself against him while whispering in his left ear, "Mm...you know, Len, dear, we could've done this exact same thing in the bath earlier..."

She shivers at the low groan that she manages to pull from him and smiles rather perversely as she watches his face flush and feels his hot, slightly sweaty hands move to try and grip her hips only to suck in his breathe sharply as she pushes herself down a bit harder on him.

"I win."

With that, she sweeps herself back onto her feet with practiced ease and sashays out of the room, humming rather innocently and even adding a slight skip in her step as if nothing had just happened. Before she's gone, he can faintly hear- over the erratic pounding of his heart in his ears- "That's what you get when you ignore me, big brother..~"

He breathes heavily, resting his head against the wall and trying to ignore and forget the entire scene she'd just put him through...

Needless to say, when Rin simply left him to his own devices in order to socialize with the help, she gained a small victory over her cheated out of brother...

Rin: 1

Len: Zero