MY FRIEND AND I ARE SLIGHTLY INSANE. THIS IS A PRE WARNING AHA, WELL ENJOY!

DEAR MISTER POTTER

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOU STILL HAVE MY WAND. YOU DUMB NITWIT. GIVE IT BACK. IT FOR YOU, I WOULD STILL BE ALIVE! PLEASE KILL YOURSELF AND JOIN ME IN HELL SO I CAN KILL YOU.

SINCERELY

DUMBLEDOR

DEAR MALFOY AND DUMBLEDOR

NO.

HARRY-

DEAR HARRY,

I FOR THE PAST 6 YEARS THAT I WENT TO HOGWARTS WITH YOU, I

WITH LOVE

FROM NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM

DEAR MALFOY, DUMBLDOR AND NEVILLE

NO

HARRY-

DEAR DIARY,

THE BAIT WORKED!

TIME FOR PHASE TWO OF THE PLAN!

~SNAPE

DEAR RON

ISORRY. ITM SO SMART AND THEN THERES JUST VE FOUND SOMEONE ELSE, SOME ONE THAT REALLY CARES FOR ME, AND ALSO GOOD BYE AND FAREWELL

TOM RIDDLE

DEAR RON,

ISORRY. ITM SO SMART AND THEN THERES JUST VE FOUND SOMEONE ELSE ANYWAYS. IM SORRY THAT WAS MEANT FOR PROFESSOR SNAPE

SINCERELY, DUMBLEDOR XOXO

DEAR DUMBLEDOR

AGAINS HAVING SEX WITH SNAPE!

FROM RON-

DEAR RON S CHEATING ON ME?

HARRY-

DEAR HARRY

WHAT THE BLOOODDYYYY HELLLLLL!

RON-

DEAR HERMIONE,

DO YOU HAVE A CLUE OF WHAT

SINCERELY HERMOINE XO

DEAR HERMIONE,

YEAH THAT ;)

GINNY-

DEAR GINNY

YOUT LIKE MEN ANYWAYS, TOO IRRISPONSIBLE, I PREFER YOUNG, HOT FEMALES :D

WANNA GO OUT WITH ME?

GINNY.

DEAR GINNY

THANKS FOR THE OFFER BUT IVE GONE BANKRUPT. THE STUPID IDIOT STOLE ALL MY MONEY!

AT THE MOMENT IM FREE THEN AND WE CAN REALLY HIT IT OFF, PLEASE RELPY SOON AND BY THE BACK DOOR, REMEMBERT KEEP HER HANDS OFF ME ;) BUT DONM SO SORRY MY LOVELY LITTLE PUDDING CAKE. BUT I CANM SO SO SO SOOO SORRY! BUT DONRE MEETING UP WITH MINERVA AT 9 FOR ! DONT TELL MOLLY! I DONLL SEE IT THERE T MISS!

LOVE FRED

DEAR GEORGE

I BURROWED THE RIFLE UNDER FREDT KNOW WHAT TO DO! CAN YOU HELP ME?

SINCERELY, ARTHUR

TO ARTHUR,

UH, I SLEPT WITH GINNY.

SINCERELY, CORNELIUS FUDGE

DEAR FUDGY WUDGY

YOU WERENRE GOING TO FIND OUT ANYWAY SO I HAVE TO TELL YOU BEFORE EVERYONE ELSE DOES, I SLEPT WITH TONKS. IT WANT TO BUT I DID WANT TO AND SHE WAS THERE SO I DID, PLEASE DON..

FROM COLLIN

DEAR VOLDEMORT

I

LOVE VOLDEMORT

DEAR REMUS,

I. KINDA. WITH.

THAT NAZI FIRE IS JUST TO TANTALIZING TO RESISTM REALLY SORRY REMUSM REALLY UPSETRE ONE DIRECTION!

LOVE 1D

DEAR WRONG DIRECTION

I HATE YOU.

SINCERELY, DUMBLEDOR

DEAR 1D

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG ITS 1D OMG LOVEE MEEEEE

LOVE FROM YOUR #1 FAN LUPIN!

DEAR YOUR MAJESTY, THE QUEEN,

I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT LAST NIGHT WAS SO HOTTT!

YOU MOVE LIKE A YOUNG THANG!

CROQUET WAS SO MUCH FUN, EVEN WITH THE WEATHER BEING SO HUMID!

LETM JUST GOING TO GIVE IT TO YOU STRAIGHTAMWITHST SEEM TO GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO HER WITHOUT FILCH BREATHING DOWN MY NECK IN FURY.

I NEED ADVICE PLEASE!

SINCERELY SIRIUS BLACK. (THE WEREWOLF)

DEAR BILL,

I DONM JUSST GONNA SSAY IT SSTRAIGHT LIKE THISS.

UMM. SSORT OF

T JUDGE MET MEET YOU LAST NIGHT, I GOT TORN AWAY AT THE LAST MINUTET BE MAD, IM LONELY.

FROM HARRY

DEAR HARRY,

RON JUST GOT EATEN BY A LLAMA.

SINCERELY, DOBBY

PS. THANK YOU FOR THE SOCK, DOBBY IS FREEEEEE

DEAR DOBBY

OH.R.I.P TO RON THEN

LOVE HARRY P.S NO PROBLEM :)