Dude wheres my highwind?
Disclamer: OK OK IM A FRAUD! Oh wait… I dont own final fantasy 7, so you got nothing on me… HEY I SEE YOU THERE SQUARESOFT! (grabs sniper)
a/n: Max OOCness
Dude Wheres My Highwind?
Chapter one, DAMN COMMUNISTS!
It seemed like a normal day for cloud and cid… then cloud said "oooh… nibelheim is having an air show tomorrow!" as cloud said that, about half of cids tea went across the room "WHAT? DAMN WE GOTTA ENTER!" cid shouted "and the prize for best ship is 1,000,000 GIL!" cloud exclaimed "well we should tune up the highwind…"Cid said as he started walking out the door…5 seconds later cloud heard a teacup drop, and cid shouting at the top of his lungs "THE #$!IN HIGHWINDS GONE!" Cloud nearly chocked on his cereal when hearing this, he rushed outside…and no highwind "WHO THE HELL TOOK MY HIGHWIND?" cid roared, face turning red. "Great…..good job cid, how could you lose the highwind? ITS 300 FEET LONG!" Cloud chimed in.
"SHUT UP! SOMEONE STOLE IT! WE GOTTA FIND IT!" cid said, dragging cloud to the buggy.
First stop…. Costa Del Sol
"Damn its HOT!" cid said annoyed.
"were here to find the highwind cid, I dun give a damn if your hot!"cloud mumbled angrly "suuuuure cid, its in a small town, by the ocean, someone just parked it right here.."(Cloud thenpoints towards the ocean, and at the highwind)"HUH?"Cid looked over"THE HIGHWIND!" Cid shouted running up to his precious ship, while he was doing so, the ship started lifting off the ground!
"HEY! MY DAMN SHIP! GET BACK HERE YA $ COWARDS!" cid roared at the man inside, no answer, by this time, cloud had managed to grab onto a rope hanging from the ship "cmon cid" he said calmly, cid jumped "DONT EVERDO THAT AGAIN $$#$!" cid roared
"just shut up and climb on.."
The main deck…
"can you see whos piloting?"
"I dun CARE whos piloting!
" whatever…"
But cloud saw who was piloting, it was the turks, cid almost screamed at the top of his lungs, but make a sharp whisper "DAMN COMMUNISTS!"
Elena and reno walk into the deck "tseng sir! Everything is ready!" "Good….that was pretty easy, to steal the highwind right from under their little noses" tseng added "so…….why DID we jack the highwind?" Reno asked "because, the nibelheim air show is in three days, and I want that 1,000,000 gil…" "what, dosnt shinra pay you enough? Did you get a paycut….again" Elena asked "You shut up…"
End chapter I
