Disclaimer: *curses* I don't own Criminal Minds, I just like to put them in situations we'd all love to see acted out =)
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'Right so same deal as always, if neither of us pull by the end of the night we go home together yeah?' Penelope asked as her and Derek walked into the bar, his arm around her waist. He pulled away and scoped the room, nodding in agreement.
'Hang on what?!' He asked startled as what she'd just said to him registered and all Penelope did was kiss him on the lips.
'It's alright hubby, I'm kidding, I always get to go home with you.'
'Too right.' Derek said and pulled her towards the bar, there he slapped his hand on Hotch's back. 'What you having? I'll get this round in.'
'Erm, beer for me and something fruity for Em.'
'Ooh I'll go with that, something fruity for me too.' Penelope said with a smile as she looked up at Derek.
'Right I got it baby girl, you go find Emily.'
'On it gorgeous.' Penelope said and went in search of Emily. Derek smiling turned back to the bar.
'Ah my favourite man!' Derek said with a smile as the bar tender came to him and Hotch. 'Sam, what's the fruitiest alcoholic drink you have?'
'There's more than one Derek, I need more specifics.'
'Right well let's doubly surprise them then, your choice.' Sam nodded at him and laughed. 'She shouldn't leave decisions like this in my hands, I remember when it was either a dirty martini or a slow screw, not anymore, she's branching out.'
'Her and Emily shouldn't be allowed to drink guys.' Sam said as he started to mix different coloured liquids together. 'Favourite beer for you two?'
'As per.' Hotch said learning against the bar. 'Been busy tonight?'
'No, it's really slow, but I suppose it's only Wednesday.' He told them as he worked swiftly behind the bar. 'How's work? Finally letting the superheroes out to play?'
'All work and no play makes for some very boring people Sammy boy.' Derek said and looked to see if he could see the girls. 'No JJ or Reid yet?'
'Rossi came and went too; he's gone to get them.' Hotch said checking his cell phone, putting he away he looked over at the girls. 'She still on call?'
'Yeah, she just about let me pull her out but she's on call until Saturday morning so nothing we can do about it.'
'It's stupid; she shouldn't be on loan to everyone in that building.' Hotch said with evident frustration and looked at Derek or was staring at him somewhat shocked. 'Sorry, Strauss has been all over our arses and I'm reaching boiling point with it now, so is Rossi so I think that's woman's got words coming to her.'
'Well someone needs to speak up to her.' Derek told him and turned back as Sam placed the girl's drinks down. 'What is it?'
'Keep it with the element of surprise eh?'
'I like your thinking man.'
'Don't you always?'
'I trust you with my drinks that's for sure.'
Sam laughed. 'On the house.' Derek and Hotch went to argue. 'My bar, my rules.' He told them and both men thanked him and went to find Penelope and Emily.
'So the oracle is released at long last.' Emily said as Penelope approached the table and took a seat. 'Forgetting what your face looked like for a moment PG.'
'Aw was Emily Hotchner missing ickle ole me?'
'As if I'd lost my right arm.'
'Aw, I'm glad I'm such an important limb to you.' Penelope said and they both sat about laughing. 'But yes, the gorgeous husband of mine came in stoically and whisked me off, on one stipulation.'
'You remain on call?'
'As depressing as it is, that's just the way the cookie crumbles I'm afraid honey.'
'Well we get some Penelope time before the calls start or so we hope.'
'I'll pick up on the 5th ring.' Penelope said sarcastically. 'I'm sure there'll be no mass malfunction in the time I'm gone.'
'Here you go ladies, fruitiest drink that Sam could concoct with mass amounts of alcohol in it.' Derek said putting the drinks down in front of them. 'Enjoy.'
Penelope's phone rang off and she put her fingers up and counted the rings, on the fifth she picked it up and breathed her usual greeting when she was out of office. 'Morgan?' She bopped her knee up and down. 'No, just reboot the software and it'll be fine.' She covered up the mouth piece on the phone. 'Monkey's know how to use a computer better than the trainee's I swear but God give me strength and fresh air and I'll be right back.' She got up and left the bar, sorting the problem out she entered back in with JJ on her arm, Reid and Rossi getting drinks, dropping JJ off she picked her drink up took a gulp and then pulled Derek up. 'We're dancing.'
'Where's the rush?'
'Oh when I'm on call I'm only out to have fun angel face, you should know that by now.' She told him as they reached the dance floor. 'I want hot passionate sex without the phone off.'
'Saturday night?'
'No planning, I just want heat of the moment sex handsome, some rare fun that we get.'
'Okay, I'll kind of plot, you just forget about it.' He said and pulled her closer as they danced together with one another, lapping up the time together. 'Remember the last time we had sex here?' He asked her as he pulled her into the ladies and into a cubicle, kissing one another like it was a drug satisfying an addiction.
'Mm, it was too long ago.' Penelope said and finally gave into him, resurfacing minutes later she straightened her skirt and joined the group at the table, a vixen smile on her lips. 'He's just getting another round in.'
'Before or after he washed his hands?' Rossi dropped in and Penelope blushed about 4 shades brighter than her skin shade. 'You two amuse me even when you're not in the room.'
'I'll take that as a good thing Rossi.' Penelope said and her phone rang again she ducked outside and came back in when she was over, she got back in time for her drink and she took it and drank leisurely.
Rossi watched Hotch and Prentiss as they got more touchy feely with one another, he then smirked as the pair of them went dancing and abruptly disappeared. 'You lot don't do discreetly do you?'
'What's that when it's at home again?' Penelope quipped and relaxed, throughout the next two hours she danced with Emily and JJ and was the human equivalent of a ping pong ball as she continually went outside to answer calls. When she got back she pulled Emily up to dance seeing as Reid and JJ were already in the zone.
Derek and Hotch watched their wives dance and smiled, life couldn't get any better, they were at their peak and they couldn't be any happier. Derek and Penelope's relationship sky rocketed after she was shot, he confessed love, so did she and he won her heart over the geeky boy Lynch who was vying for it. Hotch got with Emily as soon as he knew he could move on from Haley, she'd moved on so he saw it as a reason to move on himself and he was never happier. As for Reid and JJ, they were the oddball couple, the engaged ones but again they were never happier and that was all that mattered.
Derek went up with Penelope's phone in his hands, he wrapped his arms around her back and she tilted her head as he kissed her neck. 'I'm going to tread on your phone soon baby girl, I want you properly but with consistent pestering it's not gonna happen.'
'I know sugar lips.' She told him and he could tell she was getting annoyed now with the consistency of the calls. 'Gimme a kiss for strength.' She told him jokingly but he supplied and her body shook with the intensity. 'God I love you.'
'I love you too baby girl.' He said and watched her rush outside.
Penelope answered the call and paced. 'Seriously how the hell did the FBI hire you guys?' She asked as she ran off instructions all over again. As she turned back to go towards the main door of the bar to continue her pace she was knocked backwards into the darkened alley.
The only thing she felt was the plunged of cold steel into her stomach.
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A/N: Okay so watching Criminal Minds and writing Criminal Minds is no help at all! Hence where this was born and where the basis of it came from...
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