TASK FORCE Z ISSUE #1
AUTHOR'S NOTE
Hello, one and all! This is my most ambitious fic and quite possibly depending on your opinions or thoughts, the greatest superhero story ever written! It's got everything a good story needs: lovable courageous heroes, despicable monstrous villains, explosive chase scenes, tons of shoot outs, really zippy fast paced one liners, load after load of belly-bursting laughs, some really catchy show tunes, a few jabs at some bad pop culture things, some major fourth wall breaking, a highly ingenious and extremely well thought plot oh and a hint at a next issue.
First of all, this was devised while I had begun working on Simmons & Grif. You know, since I started this whole FanFiction business, I've often wondered how friggin awesome it would be if all the best, greatest most epic badass heroes came together and formed this unstoppable army to take on the threats no one else could ever stop. I mean, try imagining Barnabas Collins from the movie Dark Shadows 2012 as the philosophical, cultured, suave and definitely badass leader. Doc Holliday from Tombstone 1993 as his sidekick without the whole TB thing and with his southern twang and some really funny quips
Plus Helga from Atlantis as the debonair, not so very above all, definitely butch and iron-willed commanding officer of said squad. Also I might throw in a few other favourites, just wait and see. Trust me, this is definitely NOT your typical comic book movie. Its because I liked Deadpool so much, that's when this thought came into my head. And so, after making a few rough drafts and a few brainstorming ideas plus some revisions, rewriting and some other things, I finally have my magnum opus, my greatest literary masterpiece since Road Trip with Scott and Jean Grey. So dear readers, sit back, get your Dr. Pepper and a big bowl of Cheetos Puffs and enjoy my magnificent, epic, laugh-out-loud, awe-inspiring, mystifying, magical and majestic first issue of Task Force Z Issue #1
R&R is greatly appreciated. Also any usage of cameras, cell phones or any recording devices is strictly prohibited during the story. Thank you. Your patronage is very much appreciated
Mr. Bram Stoker
