I cannot stress this enough. I AM NOT THE OWNER OF SUPER PAPER MARIO! Ahem... this story contains corporal punishment in most if not all of it's chapters, as well as original characters. Don't like, don't read. If there is a coincidence where this mimics another fanfiction already written, just know that that is a coincidence, seeing as there's at least thirty-thousand of them here. Capische?
"Ahem! Today..."
"I'll tell you the story of lost prophecies."
"Ths prophetic book was a mysterious tome full of stories of future events."
"Of course, many people craved this book, wishing to glimpse their futures."
"But no person, after obtaining this amazing book, ever found happiness."
"The reason? The book held frightful secrets not meant for people'e eyes."
"That book came to be called the Dark Prognosticus and was sealed away."
"This...is the tale of that forgotten book's last owner. It is a tale of love..."
Jo woke up, only to find that she was in a completely purple world, but she was in a pitch black castle outlined in white. A swirling void towered overhead, and a blue woman with orange-rimmed glasses and purple-ish pink hair was standing nearby. "Where... am I?" Jo asked herself, then the woman walked over to her.
"I have orders from the count to make you our new minion." The woman said. "'k?"
"What? Hold on! I just got here and now I'm-" Jo started.
"I am Nastasia." The woman said, lifting her glasses to reveal her eyes, "Welcome to Count Bleck's Castle. I'm gonna pencil you in for a 10 o' clock brain-washing, 'k?" A white glint appeared, and Nastasia's glasses went back over her face.
"Must... serve... Count Bleck..." Jo droned.
Ten minutes later, they were inside the castle's meeting room, Nastasia had scheduled a minion orientation, Dimentio was the first to enter, Count Bleck, Jo, and Nastasia were already there, followed by Mimi, and finally O'Chunks and Mr. L.
"Oh. Uh... hi?" Jo said, confused. She looked at Dimentio and chuckled.
Dimentio looked at Jo. "Ahah... ciao. I am Dimentio." Dimentio introduced.
"Ahem. I have called this minion orientation today to introduce our newest minion. Ah..." Nastasia looked at Jo. "Who are you?"
"Jo." Jo replied, though she was talking primarily to Dimentio, not anyone else. Jo turned to everyone, "Not the most... terrifying minions in the world, seeing as I am scared of anything a five year old could potentially be afraid of, but hey, I don't judge."
"Mimimimimimimi...!" Was Mimi's reply, but she stopped herself and decided to use that as some type of warning.
Dimentio chuckled, "We may not look it, but we're quite the formidible foes."
Mr. L had his own words to say. "Really, Ms. Cowardlygirl? Insulting us isn't the best choice for someone like you."
"Not terrifying?! If yeh weren't a wee lass, I'd introduce yeh to Slappy and his wee pal, Fist Jr.!" O'Chunks nearly yelled, sending Jo scrambling away.
"Eek!" Jo exclaimed, hiding behind Count Bleck.
"Everyone, meet Jo. Instructed Count Bleck." The Count said, pulling Jo out from behind him, then he started quoting. "Though the Heroes wield formidible powers, one shall stand against them. The pale skinned one shall use the Chaos Heart's power to bring forth destruction upon all worlds. Bleh heh heh heh... So it is written in the Dark Prognosticus."
"And Jo? Today you've got a fight scheduled with the Heroes. 'k?" Nastasia asked.
"Wha- Heroes? WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?!" Jo exclaimed, firing off a few loud curses.
"We'll have none of that talk from yeh." O'Chunks replied.
"Oh golly, Jo, don't you know them?" Mimi relplied.
"We mean, you were a cousin thrice removed from the man in green." Dimentio laughed hysterically.
"Jo, calm down." Nastasia instructed.
"How do I calm down when people keep mentioning people I don't know?!" Jo yelled.
"Jo... get over here." Nastasia commanded. "Now."
Jo inched towards Nastasia, then Nastasia led her out of the room. "Where are we going, Nassy?" Jo asked, she had an idea of where, and was trying to prolong it as much as she could.
"You'll see in just a second." Nastasia led her to a private room, and sat down on a chair, Jo on her lap. Nastasia turned Jo over so that her rear was upturned, and landed a smack to Jo's clothed backside, making Jo let out a cry of shock rather than pain for the first few swats, then the eleven year old started crying, and squirming, and pleading, doing anything she could to get out of the spanking.
"Owwie! Nassy please! Stop it! I'm scared!" As soon as the faithful word 'scared' was out of Jo's mouth, Jo had begun crying so much that everything else said was unable to be understood. "I wanna go home! I wanna go-" What was said was unable to be heard, because next thing that was known, Jox was three dimensional, and Nastasia could not see her, but continued spanking her.
Nastasia did not care that Jo was three dimensional, because in her opinion, the swats would hurt more coming from a 2D surface landing on a 3D surface, which was correct, Jo was screaming and crying uncontrollably. Nastasia decided to wrap this up, and instructed Jo to become 2D again.
Jo complied, feeling that it would be better for her if it went that way. "Nassy... I'm so sorry..." Jo sobbed.
"It's okay, just don't do it again." Nastasia replied, embracing the crying preteen and whispering soothing words to her, while bekng careful of her well-punished bottom.
Jo snuggled against Nastasia, not caring that at least half of Castle Bleck heard Jo's cries only minutes before. "Nassy? Who are the Heroes?"
Nastasia explained everything she knew in a way an eleven year old could understand.
"Oh. Nassy? I'm scared. They sound strong."
"Don't worry, Dimentio may accompany you. 'K?"
"He will?" Jo asked.
"Yep." Nastasia stood Jo up carefully, and led her back to where the other inhabitants of Castle Bleck were. "Change of plans, Dimentio will accompany Jo on this ambush."
Jo tried to ignore most of the other villians laughing at her from when Jo was getting spanked, they included Mimi, O'Chunks, and Mr. L. "Dimmy, I'm scared of the heroes..." Jo whispered, voice barely audible.
"Jo, it'll be okay." Nastasia whispered.
Dimentio couldn't help himself but laugh, Jo was a bit of a handful, but Dimentio was okay with her. Dimentio and Jo headed out and to the Woah Zone, Chapter 4-4, in place of where Mr. L should be.
Not even ten minutes later, Dimentio and Jo were up against the Heroes: Mario, Peach, and Bowser. Jo started off by screaming loudly at Squirps, which made the green alien fall through the floor, temperarily stunning it.
Mario started off by jumping on Jo's head repeatedly.
"Ow! Get him off! Run away! Run away!" Jo then started twirling her limbs and running in random directions, causing Mario to jump off and take around 5 HP of damage.
Dimentio was defeated easily, but Jo's fight seemed a bit more long, as Mario then switched to Peach, and switched the Pixl to Boomer.
Jo could only guess what that meant, and began screeching so loudly that the area around her broke into fragmented pieces.
Peach then placed Boomer right next to Jo, and unfortunately for Jo, Boomer exploded, doing the finishing amount of damage to Jo.
Jo collasped, crying loudly. "No fair! That hurt!" Jo blubbered. Her eyes then change into a reddish-type color, instead of the usual white. What the Heroes did not know was that Jo was now in phase two of her boss fight, out of two total. Jo stood up, and charged at Peach, flailing her limbs about wildly. "No fair! No fair!" She repeated.
Peach was taken aback by this action, and switched her Pixl of choice to Thoraeu. Thoraeu picked Jo up, and threw her around the room.
"Ow! You cheated!" Jo cried out.
Peach switched to Mario, and Mario jumped on Jo yet again.
"Owwie! You hurt me!" Jo cried out, fleeing and crying hysterically as she did so.
Dimentio left via his own means of transportation.
"...And that's what happened." Dimentio explained to Nastasia.
Jo nodded vigorously, "Nassy? They hurt us..."
"It'll be okay, but a 20,000 word essay on why you failed and what you could do better next time will be required. 10,000 words for Dimentio, and 10,000 words for Jo." Nastasia replied.
Jo whimpered, but did not complain.
