Author's Notes: Here's my last Christmas parody, a humorous one. Merry Christmas, everybody!

Disclaimer: I own no part of Storm Hawks or the song, "Nuttin' for Christmas."


Storm Hawks—Finn's Gettin' Nuttin' for Christmas

By WhispertheWolf

To the tune of "Nuttin' for Christmas":

I took the rest of Junko's favorite spread;
Somebody snitched on me.
I hid a toad in Stork's bed;
Somebody snitched on me.
I spilled some ink on Radarr's wall;
I wrote all over the walls;
Went to the store and bought it all;
Somebody snitched on me.

Oh, I'm getting' nuttin' for Christmas
Piper and Aerrow are mad.
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

I put a tack on Stork's chair;
Somebody snitched on me.
I put gum in Piper's hair
Somebody snitched on me.
I have lost all Junko's metal things;
Climbed a tree and hid Piper's rings;
Recorded Aerow's voice to prove he can't sing;
Somebody snitched on me.

So, I'm getting' nuttin' for Christmas
Piper and Aerrow are mad.
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

I won't be seeing Santa Claus;
Somebody snitched on me.
He won't come visit me because
Somebody snitched on me.
Next year I'll be going straight;
Next year I'll be good, just wait
I'd start now, but it's too late;
Somebody snitched on me.

So you better be good whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas.