*MelloYello's Chatroom*

Chat Discrip.: Yo, ass-hats, don't be chillin' here unless I know you. No creepy strangers allowed -

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, BITCHES.

MelloYello has entered the chatroom

SecretStrawberry12 has entered the chatroom

MelloYello says: I AM SO BORED I COULD JUST KILL MYSELF RIGHT NOW. DX

SecretStrawberry12 says: I do not think that boredom is a proper reason for Mello to kill himself.

MelloYello says: hav i mentiond that ur helpless l8ly? =_=

SecretStrawberry12 says: Have I mentioned that I hate it when you use text lingo when speaking to me lately?

MelloYello says: Touche.

You've-Got-Matt has entered the chatroom

MelloYello says: Matt! About time you got here, bitch! :D

SecretStrawberry12 says: Hello Matt.

You've-Got-Matt says: Hey, Mel, don't evn go there. Don't make me remind you who it was that was the bitch last night, hunny-bun~

MelloYello says: WTF! MATT! NOT IN FRONT OF L!

Near has entered the chatroom

SecretStrawberry12 says: o.o

SecretStrawbery12: oh hello, Near.

MelloYello says: T_T SRSLY NEAR? SRSLY? You srsly couldn't hav thought of a more creative name than that!

Near says: I had no reason to. Also, your name has spelled 'yellow' incorrectly, you really should get around to fixing that.

You've-Got-Matt says: Don't... don't you want me?

SecretStrawberry12 says: What?

Near says: want what exactly?

You've-Got-Matt says: Don't you want me, OHHHHHoohhOhhhhHHHhh~~!

You've-Got-Matt says: *cough* thatsyourcue.

MelloYello says: I am not singing.

You've-Got-Matt: You know I don't believe you when you say that you don't NEED ME~!

Near says: I am lost. What's going on?

Yagami-108 has entered the chatroom

SecretStrawberry12 says: : ) Hello Light-kun

MelloYello says: Yo, pretty-boi.

Yagami-108 says: Hey, L! :D Oh and hi... Mello... T_T

You've-Got-Matt says: You think you'd change your mind...? You better change it soon or we will BOTH~ BE~ SORR-YY!

MelloYello says: Dear god, Matt, I love you but SHUT UP.

You've-Got-Matt says: Sorry : (

Yagami-108: i'm rolling my eyes at you both. just fyi.

Near says: you know, Light, if you typed your username backwards, it would read 801-imagay. considering 801 means Yaoi in terms of number-speech...

You've-Got-Matt says: It's 1337, ya n00b.

SecretStrawberry12 says: and it would all be true :D

Near has signed out

MelloYello says: ..should we be concerned or have a rave party?

SecretStrawberry12 says: Huh?

You've-Got-Matt says: How about a genuinely-concerned rave party? 8D

MelloYello says: woo, good idea! -raves-

Yagami-108 says: are you two high or something?

You've-Got-Matt says: only on life 8D

MelloYello says: and all that Godiva liquor... yummm...

SecretStrawberry12 says: O_O

Beyond-Awesome has entered the chatroom

MelloYello says: BB?

SecretStrawberry12 says: :C who invited you!

Beyond-Awesome says: I invited myself, hunny-bunch. Also, I kidnapped Near, so i figured I would inform you.

Yagami-108 says: Hunny-bunch? O_o

MelloYello says: Cool.

SecretStrawberry12 says: What!

Beyond-Awesome says: Don't fret, little raven, your little white haired friend is safe here with me. The only pain he's in is where he's getting rope-burn from trying to struggle free of his ties... hmm...

MelloYello says: Just don't rape him and I don't really give two shits.

You've-Got-Matt says: Sorry, I'm back, I had to piss.

Beyond-Awesome says: Ah, yes, rivalry... isn't it just nostalgic, Lawli-chan? I mean isn't it ironic? The three now are like the three then... you to Near, me to Mello, and little A to Matt. It's like a mirror...

SecretStrawberry12 says: Your observations never fail to frighten and intrigue me...

You've-Got-Matt says: :C wait WTF IS GOIN ON? NEAR GOT KIDNAPPED! *panic*

MelloYello says: Don't worry, he's safe with the killer.

You've-Got-Matt says: Oh okay.

You've-Got-Matt says: wait WHAT?

Beyond-Awesome says: Oh... you'll have to excuse me, a dark haired man just broke into my apartment to attempt to rescue Near... I'll have to bid you ado. Goodbye, dear L, may we meet again~

Beyond-Awesome has signed off.

A-is-for-Always has signed in

A-is-for-Always says: Dammit, I missed B! DX

A-is-for-Always has signed off.

Yagami-108 says: T_T well THAT was weird.

SecretStrawberry12 says: I agree. Well, at least Near will be safe with Gevanni.

MelloYello says: Yea, unless the guy decides to rape his pansy ass when he's done with him.

Yagami-108 says: can't rape the willing.

MelloYello says: true dat.

You've-Got-Matt says: so last night wasn't rape, now was it, Melly-oh?

MelloYello says: your pushing it, Matt, you're REALLY pushing it.

You've-Got-Matt says: pfft... you know that sounds really kinky if you think about it the rite way...

MelloYello's status has changed to "BRB, punching Matt"

You've-Got-Matt says: well shij'993y242q49'ql;3en

You've-Got-Matt says: k;;li0-

SecretStrawberry12 says: O_O

Yagami-108 says: ._.

You've-Got-Matt has left the chatroom

SecretStrawberry12 says: well... this day is just getting more and more random and violent by the second, isn't it?

Yagami-108 says: well... while we're al alone here, we might as well have cyber-sex...

SecretStrawberry12 says: ...

Yagami-108 says: JK, JK...

Yagami-108 says: unless of course you wanted to...

SecretStrawberry12 says: if you were to die at this very moment of a spontaneous heart attack where your chest exploded leaving you to suffer for a good five minates drowning in your own blood until your life drained out of you and you finally died and left to whatever black abyss you go to when people of your horrible Kira-esque type go after they die, I would not be displeased. T_T

Yagami-108 says: I love you too.

Near has signed in

Near says: Why do i smell rape?

SecretStrawberry12 says: Does rape have a smell at all...?

Yagami-108 says: Does ANYTHING have a smell over the internet?

SecretStrawberry12 says: I should think not... on another note, how was your time with Beyond?

Near says: It wasn't so bad, considering he just tied me up and plopped me on the couch to watch the Discovery channel and use my Iphone to IM you, though the rope-burn is uncomfortable. The rescue was nice, though.

Yagami-108 says: ...i was going to make a joke about fucking like rabbits, but I think i'm going to refrain.

Near says: O_O

SecretStrawberry12: ...on a less sexual note, Misa was using my roof to suntan today.

Near says: Isn't your building over 30 floors or something...?

SecretStrawberry12 says: in the nude...'

Near says: why would any girl desire to tan there, though...?

Yagami-108 says: Oh god, OH GOD, OHHH GODDD

Yagami-108 says: No naked misa, NO NAKED MISA DX get the image out of my head, dear lord! CAN WE PLEASE JUST THROW HER OFF THE ROOF?

Near says: You could always simply replace Misa with L in your mind, which would be much easier than changing the scenario altogether in your head...

Yagami-108 says: oh thanx, Near. great advice. :D

SecretStrawberry12 says: ._.

Near says: By the way, where have Matt and Mello gone?

Yagami-108 says: oh, good question... Mello told us he was going to beat Matt up for something kinky he said but they didn't come back...

SecretStrawberry12 says: odd... Mello? Oh Mellooooo?

SecretStrawberry12 buzzed MelloYello

Yagami-108 says: O.O

MelloYello says: oh sorry guys, i got distracted. havin' sex with Matty.

SecretStrawberry12 says: oh, i see. well, don't let me interrupt you.

Near says: D:

Yagami-108: TMI?

MelloYello says: kay, imma skedattle, it's time 4 round 2 and i'm on top this time. TOOTLES ;D

MelloYello has signed out.

Yagami-108: SUPER TMI *-*

SecretStrawberry12 says: Ah, yes, but a compelling one. How about that earlier suggestion outside cyber-space, eh, Light-kun?

Yagami-108 says: the one about the sex or about throwing Misa off the roof?

Near says: O_O!

SecretStrawberry12 says: Hmmm...well, both are tempting, but let's go with the sex.

Yagami-108 says: good choice. bye Near! ;D

SecretStrawberry12 has signed out

Yagami-108's status has changed to "fucking the worlds top three detectives ;D"

Near says: Well... note to self: don't ever go in Mello's chatroom again.

Near says: ...second note to self: follow your note to self more often.

Near has signed out.

Matsu-T has signed in

Matsu-T says: Hey everyone! 8D

Matsu-T says: Guys?

Matsu-T says: Dammit... why do I miss everything? :'(

Matsu-T says: Oh welll... I guess I'll just go hang out on the roof. Bai!

Matsu-T has signed out

A/N: I was bored one night, so i copied Atryel and made a chat out of pure boredom. Viola. XD and gee, poor Matsu... XD