Author's note: The plot bunny hoped into my mind and refuses to let me sleep! I figured that since The Adventures of Johan Peewit and Livy is practically over (There is still ONE MORE CHAPTER LEFT before anyone asks) and we still got a little bit longer to wait till February when the sequal comes out, I decided to write a series of one shots that take place between, during, and after the chapters. Fair warning these one shots will NOT be in order, but I will explain in the author's note when said one shot is taking place. Anywho, I do not own any of the smurfs, Johan or Peewit. They belong to Peyo, but I do own Livy.
This chapter takes place the day before chapter 16 Practice soup and a plan.
Livy was in the stables brushing Brownie. She was enjoying her solitude as she stroked the brown mare's mane.
"There is just something so calming about brushing a horse Brownie." Livy sighed.
Brownie neighed and nuzzled the girl, thanking her master for the brush.
"Your welcome." Livy laughed as the horses breath tickled her neck. Livy looked around, making sure that no one was around before she pulled out her ipod.
She turned the musical device on and searched for the song she wanted. She put up the brush and looked around one last time, as she shut the door to the stables.
Then she pressed play and belted out the words to the song that started playing.
All the single ladies
All the single ladies
All the single ladies
All the single ladies
All the single ladies
Now put your hands up
Up in the club
Just broke up
I'm doing my own little thing
He decided to dip
But now you wanna trip
Cause another brother noticed me
I'm up on him
He up on me
Don't pay him any attention
I cried my tears
For three good years
Ya can't be mad at me
Meanwhile Peewit was walking around the courtyard making his way to the stables to check on Biquette. He paused when he noticed the stable doors shut and heard Livy singing from the other side.
Curious, the jester cracked the doors open ever so slightly and held back the fit of giggles that threatened to escape as he watched the crazy dance his friend was doing as she sang.
Cause if you like it
Then you shoulda put a ring on it
If you like it
Then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad
Once you see that he want it
Cause if you like it
Then you shoulda put a ring on it
Woah oh oh
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Woah oh oh
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Cause if you like
Then you shoulda put a ring on it
If you like it
Then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
Cause if you like it
Then you shoulda put a ring on it
Johan had come out of the castle into the courtyard to practice his archery, when he noticed Peewit peeping into the stables shaking with laughter.
"Peewit what are you-"
"SHHH!" Peewit hissed and motioned the squire to look. Johan peeked through the crack in the door and held back his own laughter while Livy, oblivious to the two spies continued her very bad impersonation at the single ladies dance.
I got gloss on my lips
A man on my hips
Fit me tighter than my Dereon jeans
Acting up
Drink in my cup
I could care less what you think
I need no permission
Did I mention
Don't pay him any attention
Cause you had your turn
And now your gonna learn
What it really feels like to miss me
Cause if you like it
Then you shoulda put a ring on it
Cause if you like it
Then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad
Once you see that he want it
Cause if you like it
Then you shoulda put a ring on it
Woah oh oh
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Woah oh oh
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Cause if you like it
Then you shoulda put a ring on it
If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad
Once you see that he want it
Cause if you like it
Then you shoulda put a ring on it
Woah oh oh
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Woah oh oh
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Johan and Peewit were now falling down trying desperately to hold in their laughter. Neither boy knew if the dance she was attempting to do was some sort of ritual or what but what ever it was it was hilarious.
Livy may be able to sing, dancing is a whole different story.
Don't treat me to the things of the world
I'm not that kinda girl
Your love is what I prefer, what I deserve
He's a man that makes me
Then takes me and delivers me
To a destiny to infinity and beyond
Pull me in to your arms
Say I'm the one you want
If you don't you'll be alone
And like a ghost I'll be gone
All the single ladies
All the single ladies
All the single ladies
All the single ladies
All the single ladies
Now put your hands up
Woah oh oh
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Woah oh oh
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Cause if you liked it
Then you shoulda put a ring on it
If you like it
Then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad
Once you see that he want it
Cause if you like it
Then you shoulda put a ring on it
Woah oh oh
Cause if you like it
Then you shoulda put a ring on it
If you like it
Then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
Cause if you like it
Then you shoulda put a ring on it
Woah oh oh
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Woah oh oh
Livy finished her song and dance and the boys ran into the castle before their female friend caught them.
Once behind the safety of the castle walls the two released the laughter that they had been holding the whole time. Peewit fell onto the floor clutching his sides, and Johan leaned against the wall.
"W-what kind of a dance was that?" Peewit asked still laughing.
"I don't know Peewit. I don't know."
The two continued to laugh until their sides hurt.
"What's so funny?"
Johan and Peewit immediately silenced and turned to find Livy staring at the two like they had three heads.
Peewit couldn't help himself and busted out laughing again. Johan lightly kicked the jester to shut him up, and Livy continued to look confused.
"Just a funny joke M'lady." Johan explained.
"A very funny joke." Peewit added still snickering.
"What joke?" Livy asked innocently.
"Uh-" both boys said in unison trying to think of a joke.
"What do you call a fly with out wings?" Peewit asked.
"I give up." Livy said shrugging her shoulders.
" A walk!" Peewit busted out laughing again and Johan joined in.
Livy just stared at the two very confused. Peewit she could understand laughing at such a corny joke, but normally Johan would just dryly laugh at the joke to pity the jester, not full on die of laughter laugh.
"Ok?" Livy said wanting to put an end to the weirdness. "So Johan ya ready to spar?"
"Yes M'lady. Let me go get the sparring swords."
The squire and the girl went off to go find the wooden swords leaving Peewit to himself. The jester calmed his giggles and an idea formed in his head.
"I think I know what I am going to sing at the festival."
Author's note: Ok I know this was kinda lame, but hopefully the others will be better. I got a bunch of little one shots in mind. Some will be fluffly, others sad, and then there will be some that are just plain funny. Hope you enjoyed this one shot and keep a lookout for other chapters.
Until next time, Please review TTFN Ta ta for now.
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