Vacation for No One

Chapter One

A/N: So here I am again! Starting a second fic when I haven't even finished the first fic I stared. Now have no fear I will be continuing to update. But right now swim season has just started hitting hard and I have two hour practices every night. Then I have homework. (I wouldn't mind not doing that, but my mom would be a bit suspicious if I stopped getting good grades. Then she would find out what I was doing and yada yada ya I wouldn't be allowed to write my fics or anything else anymore.) Yeah.

Disclaimer: For all y'all thinking that I own these characters too bad! (No I wish I owned them.)

If anyone else wants to be in this story please PM me or leave a review. Luluhrh is Lulu. I'm Bree and my editor is Aila. If you wanna be in the story give the name you want to be a description of your personality and what you look like and the age you want to be in the story.

Now young children is everyone ready for the story 'cause it's about to begin.

Fullmetal Alchemist-

Edward Elric-

The teenage receptionist smiled at me, ignoring everyone else behind me. Ignoring the annoying Führer. She smiled and asked for my name.

As she was checking me in another receptionist peered over her shoulder onto the screen in front of her. "Oh!" She gasped and looked at me. "So you're Edward Elric!" It felt good to be appreciated. "I never thought you'd be that short." She smiled and laughed. This girl was, wait what, did she say?

"I'm not so short you can't see me next to an ant." I balled my hand into a fist.

"Ed!" The blind Führer grabbed my wrist. "Don't harm her."

"Yeah I didn't call you that!" The messy haired girl walked away.

"Sorry about that!" The girl continued punching random buttons that laid near the screen. It almost looked like a type-writer without paper.

"My name is Lulu." Papers were handed to me. "These are what's happening the next few days."

"Okay." I grabbed everything and started to walk away.

"See you later!" She called and waved after me.

The Receptionists-

Bree-

I checked my jacket again. Why did I have to get on his bad side? I sighed and settled back into the chair. Now for a nice mental conversation with anime boys. They were so cute! I was just getting to a good part in the conversation when I heard, "Bree. You better come out here now!"

Lulu! "What do you want?" Why did she have to disturb me now? I wanted my anime boy time. I can't help it if I was only obsessed anime boys rather than real boys. They were just so perfect, even the bad ones were. They were just so cute! I can't help it if I loved them.

"You ruined…what happened to you? You look terrible?"

"I got on Inuyasha's bad side. Do you know how fast I ran? It was five minutes of him chasing me at full-speed. Kagome didn't notice until he was about to beat the life out of me."

"Ha! I think I like this Inuyasha guy."

"Not if you're on his bad-side. What did you want to ask me?"

"You ruined my chances with Ed! I want to hang out with him." She stared at me. "Now Ed doesn't like me."

"Lulu, you can't go out with our…" What was that word? "People that stay here." She frowned. Okay so maybe that didn't work. Well at least she got the idea…hopefully.

We were just to say some more things about Ed when we heard Aila scream. Great, who was it now?

A/N: So Chappie one is done and this is to clarify things. This is after the Brotherhood series, but Ed and Winry ARE NOT ENGAGED! I thought that should be cleared up. Welp, sorry this is a short chapter. They will be getting longer, but this was all that was needed to explain this chapter. Now this is the beginning so don't go expect an explosion I the next chapter:

Next Episode: Aila's 101 ways of torture. Way One….

See you next week… hopefully!

Remember to review and check out my other story, Missing.

Pickles for now,

Swimmy D