That Guy Called Wario
Mog Anarchy
A/N: What we have here; is a oneshot parody song - to the tune of Bowling For Soup's 'Girl All The Bad Guys Want'. Sing along if you like. - Yup, a typical Mona X Wario here.
- Dixie A. Stonehall
3 o'clock, Thursday night and I'm waitin'
To finally see my boss, he totally owns me.
My name is Mona, I'm that student with the moped,
He's got a rocket stabilizer - whatever THAT blooming means…
And when he walks,
All the ground shakes and the cats wail.
He doesn't notice me!
Cause he's granny wrestling
Cowering from the tough guys
Listening to his punk rock,
Hamburgers in his eyes!
It's like a bad sequel,
Worse than Mario Sunshine,
If you were me, then you'd just:
Scream "I love you!" from the rooftops
And then I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get that guy called Wario…
I love that guy called Wario…
He likes Sal Out and I like those Pork Lions,
His CD player's full of soundtracks from the 80's.
He said he'd like to steal some cheap cars,
And sell 'em on Ebay, for whatever he could have.
And when he walks,
All the ground shakes and the cats wail.
He'll never notice me!
Cause he's granny wrestling
Cowering from the tough guys
Listening to his punk rock,
Hamburgers in his eyes!
I like his crazy moustache,
That racetrack from the 90's,
Drivin' on that yellow chopper,
Is a plumber a great man?
It's like a bad sequel,
Worse than Mario Sunshine,
If you were me, then you'd just:
Scream "I love you!" from the rooftops
And then I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get that guy called Wario…
I love that guy called Wario…
Get that guy called Wario!
I want that guy called Wario!
There he goes again,
With his overalls on, tennis racquet in hand,
He broke the strings, I wanna get it repaired…
And the score was love - forty!
Now I'm GRANDDAD wrestling,
Beating up the tough guys,
Rockin' out to NU metal,
Skateboards in my eyes!
I just wanna comb his moustache,
Ride on the back of that chopper,
All I got's this moped... moped...moped...
It's like a bad sequel,
Worse than Mario Sunshine,
If you were me, then you'd just:
Scream "I love you!" from the rooftops
And then I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get that guy called Wario…
I love that guy called Wario…
Get that guy called Wario!
I want that guy called Wario!
He's that dude with the pink nose, Wario!
(There he goes again)
The guy with the golden toilet - Wario,
Eating all that garlic, Wario,
(There he goes again)
I need that man, he's Wario!
I love that dude, Wario!
