The smell of fruit lingered in the air next to the short human who feigns the idea of going outside. The human wrapped themselves into a burrito by the magenta comforters and typed furiously onto a poor laptop. What was this human trying to do? Writing a story? Buying something online? Looking up something dirty to satisfy their guilty pleasure? Probably the latter.
However, the human made a mistake. They forgot they had a bladder and the human writhed in pain. Like a caterpillar, the human broke free from its indolence prison. With shaky legs, they ran as fast as they could, leaving the room with the scent of a garden behind.
The tiny fruit basket stood there against the kitchen rays. The tall cabinets waning above, filled with peppers and vines of delicious herbs. The aroma could attract a god, an all natural god. With God's might, the fruit basket began shaking, and from those magical flowers, an all powerful banana was created.
Lacking the ability to walk and run, the banana used its natural power of levitation and floated towards the keyboard as if it were meant to be there. Lacking eyes, but able to see everything, the banana felt an emotion so complex, so daring, so insufferable... Mischief...
Floating in midair, the banana used its telekinesis power to type...
"GREETINGS HUMANS
I am the one and only, Banana Jesus.
I've decided to let you humans fight to death! Or just write stories to please me.
Though of course the winners will be rewarded for entertaining me.
The third place winner will get a follow, a review on a story of choice, a sketch of a character, as well as my gratitude.
The second place winner will get all of those three above and a bust drawing of a character drawn by yours truly.
First place winner will get all of those as well, but they'll get a customized drawing of whatever they want whether it be a full body art, comic, NSFW, etc... And also if they wish it, a song of their choice sung by yours truly to either ridicule me or help me gain admirers fufu.
But that is if there is a winner.
There will be 3-4 rounds and each round is an elimination, a fight to the death!
Each round, a certain criteria is made and if you don't abide by it, you face defeat!
Since this is a fight to the death, ALL ENTRIES SHOULD BE RATED T-M!
Fluff is dead, this is a fight, gotta be strong and fight for your friends!... Maybe...
There's no need to wait to join...
BECAUSE IT BEGINS NOW!
ROUND ONE INFORMATION:
First things first... Since this is Round One, I'll go easy on you for now. Deadline is March 6. Giving you more than a month to finish. Grace period is 10 days (only if you told me you're joining/writing mulit-chap fic) so if you decide to write multichapter fic, you should have time to do so. I will not accept any later.
PM me if you sent an entry.
Review if you have a question or just want me to know that you're interested.
The people who have made it past ROUND ONE will be posted in the next chapter.
It is your responsibility to pay attention/ follow/fav/ keep a look out for this story. I am not your mommy.
I will PM you back if I received/read your entry. It may take a while for me to read them, so please be patient with me.
Your entry must include: DT16 In its description or title to qualify.
No copying/mirroring other works.
You may submit a story from the past you written, but it still needs to fit all requirements. (only affects this round)
Without further-ado, let's began the tournament!
ROUND ONE CRITERIA
I'm so lonely, I want to be held... But at the same time, I can't be held.
I am the one that can never love.
I can only stand by you,
Feeling everything, but love...
1. Story must at least have one/or more of the following genres: romance, hurt/comfort, tragedy, horror or family/friendship.
2. Story must have a conflict, either physical or mental, or just an obstacle.
3. Only characters in SSB4 will be allowed including DLCs (excluding assist trophies).
4. Make it different, give it a twist or make a true sob story, beware of doing the same-old-same-old and/or school AU's! (Not that I'm against it, just be creative)
5. Have a message. (literal or figurative, im judging your imagination)
Good luck!"
The banana pleased with itself floated to its nest of fruits and sat there, content with itself. It watched the human return and wrap them self in their comforter then continue typing. The banana sighed as it can't reveal itself to the human yet. Now the banana has an intense urge to play a certain game.
AN: About the judging, of course I'm going to check spelling and grammar. I have a rubric to follow by. To give you a heads up, The Criteria is 10 points, the Theme is 10, Spelling/Grammar is 8 points, message is 5 points and style is 3 points. This is only for this round and it may/may not change next round.
Rack up as much points as you can so you won't get eliminated! The maximum points you can get in this round is 36!
The amount of people who get eliminated heavily relies upon the people who have joined. However, 2 - 6 people will always be eliminated at most.
This contest is tricky as I may or may not interfere for how it is played. Be prepared for twists and turns.
Imagine it like Mario Party, heehee.
Spread the word and good luck! ~
