Argument Issues
Prompt#45: Cosmetics
Disclaimer: FT belongs to Hiro Mashima :) I got the promt from a... thread, or something.
"Natsuuuuuuu?"
"What?"
"Will you do me a favor, sweetheart?"
"Sweetheart? Damn Luce, what the hell is wrong with you?"
"Please please Natsu pleeeeeeeease?"
"You don't call me sweetheart! Who the hell fed you what?!"
"Oh, Natsu, I can call you sweetheart for the rest of our lives if you do this teeny, tiny little thing for me~"
"Ah... It costs me my manly dignity, does it?"
"You're getting smarter everyday, sweetheart..."
The moments Lucy's hands flew to cradle his face, Natsu jumped off their table and landed on Gray and Juvia's ("Natsu-san!")("Get the hell away from Juvia you prick—"). Before Gray could anyhow kill him, he hopped off the table and began to walk backwards, his face deforming into one that resembles a cornered cat while Lucy approached him with jazz hands ("Come over here, sweetie—") ("NO, STAY BACK, STAY BACK!")
And eventually, Natsu's back (unfortunately) collided with Erza's hard armor.
"What is going on here?" the redhead demanded.
"Lucy's gone mad!" Natsu cried.
"Oh Natsu, honey, you know I love you!"
"Gyah!"
"Lucy, what is —"
"Oh, Erza!" Lucy's eyes shimmered with tears as she stared up at her armored friend with gigantic puppy eyes. "I was asking Natsu a favor and he began to avoid me!" she sniffed. "I feel so, so baaaad—" Sniff, sniff.
Erza's aura was dark before he knew it. The whole guild had their whole attention on the three now — at the meancing S-class mage on the verge of explosion; Natsu, who was crouched on the floor, leaning on the pillar behind him looking insane; Lucy, with her tear-stricken eyes and pouted lips.
"Why, of all women on their periods would you make your girlfriend cry, you dolt?"
"But Erza-sama!" Natsu wept. "SHE CALLED ME SWEETHEART!"
"All I wanted was a favor from you!" the blonde shrieked, suddenly looking like she could kill.
"B-but—" Natsu began. But then again, what was the point? Nobody can ever win an argument with a woman. Especially if she's your girlfriend. Or on periods.
The rosy-haired boy sighed in defeat.
"Okay, Luce, I'm sorry. What was that you wanted me to do?"
And in that instance, Lucy's face brightened up like a kid on Christmas Day.
"HOORAAAAAAAAAAY! NATSU'S GOING TO WEAR MAKEUP FOR ME!"
"I — what?"
Short NaLu drabble :) review or favorite?
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