Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.

AN: I know: Songfics are reallyaggervating. But this one just popped into my head last night.

Always see it on t.v.
Or read it in the Daily Prophet
Potter justwants sympathy
All he does is piss and moan
Inside the Quibbler
Talkin' about how hard life can be

I'd like to see him spend a week
Livin' life out on the street
I don't think he would survive
If he could spend a day or two
Walkin' in someone else's shoes
I think he'd stumble and he'd fall
Hey would fall... (fall)

Lifestyles of Harry Potter
He'salways complainin'
Always complainin'...
If money is such a problem
Wellhe's got amansion
Think we should rob him

Well did you know when you were famous you could kill your wife
And there's no such thing as 25 to life
As long as you've got the cash, to pay for Fudge
And did you know if you were caught and you were smokin' crack
The Leaky Cauldronwouldn't even wanna take you back
You could always just run for Minister

I'd like to see him spend a week
Livin' life out on the street
I don't think he would survive
If he could spend a day or two
Walkin' in someone else's shoes
I think he'd stumble and he'd fall
Hey would fall

Lifestyles of Harry Potter
He'salways complainin'
Always complainin'...
If money is such a problem
Wellhe's got amansion
Think we should rob him

(Fall)

Lifestyles of Harry Potter
He'salways complainin'
Always complainin'...
If money is such a problem
Wellhe's got amansion
Think we should rob him

Lifestyles of Harry Potter
We'll take your clothes, galleons,brooms and homes just stop complainin'

Lifestyles of Harry Potter...

Lifestyles of Harry Potter...

Lifestyles of Harry Potter...