"That is abso-hoofly wonderful to hear (Name)!" Equius stated as he heard the good news from you.
"I know!...Wait...what was that second word, Equius?"(Name) looked at him, across from the kitchen, her eyes just staring.
"Absohoofly"He said so fast, that she could barely hear him. She raised an eyebrow, and tried to concentrate on what she was making. She had been making dinner for her matesprit, and telling her about her day, as he listened
"Uh...Just nevermind..."
Equius and (Name) laid on the human loveseat, when the rom-com, Karkat loaned them, ended.
She got up to retrieve the dvd, and put it back in the case. Equius sat alone, mainly because (Name) knew he would break the dvd or dvd player, if he dared to touch it.
"So Equius, did you like the movie?"
Equius started to sweat, like always."I felt as though, the low blood, has a strong taste in movie picking."
"So...?"
"It was great, especially at the end, when the Strong man helped the woman retrieve her hoofbeast back. I think strongly...That is was a great, empowering movie. If I do neigh so myself." He proudly said, (Name) looked at him, with such shame and annoyance
"Equius."
"Yes, (name)?"
"What's with all the hoofbeast puns?"
"I was trying to-"
"No. Stop." She sat on his lap, and put her finger on his lips. Her face was close to his. "Don't use puns, in front of the puns master...You will receive a consequence for this whole thing. It shall be your pun-ishment" She got off him and started to laugh, then falling to the ground, clutching her stomach.
"oh my COD!"
"(Name)"
"Yeah?"
"Stop horsing around."
"...I love you Equius."
She then placed a kiss on his lips, as she tried to snuggle with him. Though some sweat came,"What was even with the puns anyway?"
(Name) was on his lap, her head on his chest. "Well it was because...My moirail, Nepeta, told me saying puns are cute...And I thought...you would think I am cute..." His sweaty cheeks had a small tint of indigo.
"aww!You don't have to think that Equius!I think you are handsome, and sometimes a cutie!"
She equipped a towel from her modus, and put it on Equius chest, so she wouldn't get any sweat on her.
"Especially, when you watch my little pony..."She mumbled, into his ear. His body tensed up, and more sweat came."I was not aware, you watch me when I'm alone..."
She then gave him a Eskimo kiss,"I nose everything..."
A knock was at the door, (Name) got up from her damp spot on Equius, and went to the door. It was Karkat,"Hey fuckasses, I need that movie back."(Name) grabbed it and handed it to him."Kar, it was Vantastic." She then slammed the door on his face. The last word that was heard was, "WAIT WHAT-"
"You are the master at using puns, (Name)."
"I know."
What.
I don't own you or Homestuck, just the story.
