A/N: This is one of the longest, most random stories that I've ever written. I love it, and Kita and Yumi, who are just plain crazy (and pyromaniacs forget that one) Oh well, I don't think that they're Mary-sues, but if they are, PLEASE FORGIVE ME! Whaa! No, I don't think that they are.

Characters are mostly Death Note, but there are a couple of references to Naruto characters in the beginning, and I think that Gaara shows up momentarily a lot later. JUST ABOUT EVER CHARACTER IS OOC. Please keep that in mind. That is all.

I OWN NOTHING, except for Kita, Yumi, Keiko and Okami.

Now on with the story! XD Enjoy!

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"Yumi! Yumi! Yumi!" thirteen-year-old Kita Akuma ran up to her best friend, and sister, Yumi.

"What? What? What?" fourteen-year-old Yumi Akuma answered, running up to meet the other girl.

"Hi! Hi! Hi!" Kita answered, grinning.

"So… what's up?" Yumi asked.

"Nothing really."

"Really?"

"No, not really! I have the most major of major news!" Kita exclaimed.

"What is it?"

"Remember when we went to Paris Australia, Paris France, a bunch of European countries that no one could locate if their life depended on it, and Japan?"

"Yeah, that was like two weeks ago."

"Yes, but someone was following us the whole time and wrote a story!"

"Awesome!!!" exclaimed Yumi.

"I know! We're famous!"

"We're Guam's most famous people!"

"Yay!" they squealed, hugging each other and jumping up and down.

"What were the people's names?" Yumi asked.

"I don't know… I think it might have been Joe and Larry…"

"Yay! You know, we should go explore the other side of the world, too."

"What do you mean?"

"North America, South America, and possibly Antarctica."

"Okay!"

"Let's go soon."

"Why "soon"? Why not now?" Kita asked, not happy with the word "soon".

"I have some stuff to do."

"Like…?"

"We have to mail Gaara back to Paris Australia."

"Oh yeah…."

Recently Gaara had run away to Iceland from Paris Australia.

"Where is he?" Kita asked.

"Iceland. He ran away from Paris Australia three days ago because he wanted to go see Kankuro."

"Why?"

"He hadn't fed Kankuro his Meow Mix for a while, remember?"

"I didn't think he was serious."

"Well…neither did I. But apparently he was… quite… serious."

A girl screamed in the distance, and ran towards them.

"Keiko!" Yumi exclaimed.

"Who's Keiko?" Kita asked, confused.

"I don't know… she just looks like her name's Keiko," Yumi answered with a shrug.

"Oh. Well then… Keiko!"

They ran up and hugged Keiko.

"Who are you?" Keiko asked, wanting to know who the two strangers hugging her were.

"I'm Yumi, this is Kita, and you're Keiko!"

"My name's not Keiko!"

"It's not?"

"No! It's Angela."

"Well, you look like a Keiko, so that's what we're going to call you."

"I hate you!"

"That's not nice, Keiko!"

"That's not my name!"

Somewhere in the background "That's Not My Name" played in the distance.

"Wow. Coincidental."

"Ah~hgh!" Light screamed like a girl as he ran from L, who was chasing him with a make-up kit.

"Come on Light-Kun! Misa-san said that I need more practice!"

"What do you mean?" asked Light who was still running. "You shouldn't even be learning how to put on make-up! You're a guy, right!"

"But Misa-Misa said that I need to practice my application technique on a guy who looks like a girl."

"Shut up or I'll kill you!"

"59%!"

Light face-palmed too hard and knocked himself out.

"Light-kun… Li~ight-kun. Light-kun? Light-kun!"

"Agh! Get out of my dreams Ryuzaki!" Light shot up and accidentally knocked his forehead against Ryuzaki's.

"62% percent chance you're Kira," L rubbed his head. "And 10% chance you're gay."

Light slipped back into unconsciousness, his hands around L's throat in a sad attempt to strangle him.

Keiko took the time while everyone was watching Light and L as a chance to escape.

"Hey, where did Keiko go?" Yumi asked.

"She got away."

"Oh well. I guess it can't be helped. But at least we don't have to deal with any more psycho people like her for a while."

Kita watched as another girl ran up to them. "Hey, who is that?"

"I lost him again!" the girl cried. "I even had him on a leash this time! It was a chain one too. But he used the flamethrower that he swallowed to break through it."

"Who, what, and where did he get a flamethrower to swallow?!"

"Sasuke! I've had him locked in my basement for the past two years, and he escaped! Oh, and I gave the flamethrower to him. He was trying to throw my cat at the door because he wanted to open it the right way, but I screamed at him not to, so he apologized, and I had to take him out to get ice cream. But then he wanted something else to do, so I got into the gun safe and gave him the flamethrower."

"What possessed you to give him that?!"

"Weeeeeelllllllllll… I don't know. But guess what? He swallowed it!"

"Yeah…" said Yumi.

"Tacos!!!"

"Ummm…."

"What was he doing in your basement?!"

"Well, he's best friends with the lamp, he thinks the couch is a tie-dye panda, he tried to eat my cat, he spent three hours staring at a lollipop, and when I let him outside, I showed him how 'not' to open a door. Then he ran around in circles and fell backwards into the pool," she said all in one breath.

"Wow," said Yumi.

"My name's Okami!"

"I'm Kita."

"I'm Yumi."

"Charlie the Unicorn!"

"Okay…."

"So you want us to help you catch him?" Yumi asked hesitantly.

"Yeah! He ran into that ice cream shop!"

The three of them ran into the small ice cream store.

"He's not in here," Kita said.

"Oh well. I'll have chocolate. Two scoops," Okami told the guy behind the counter.

Mello threw a lamp at a nonexistent window. "Where's my chocolate flavored shampoo?!" he screamed.

"I don't know. And how did you get into our part in this story anyway? The script doesn't say anywhere that you come into this scene."

"What script?! I want chocolate!!"

"Um, the script we've been following this whole time. Why don't you go look for it?"

"No! I want my chocolate!"

"You get chocolate if you go look for your script."

Mello ran off to go find his script.

"We have a script?" asked Kita.

"No, I just told him that so he would leave."

"Ohhh. Smart."

"Yes, but he's going to be extremely pissed off when he learns that we're lying to him. So let's go find Sasuke!"

"Wait! This is Light," Okami gestured to Light who she now had on the broken leash. "Next, I'm getting Mello! But I didn't want to put down my ice-cream…."

"You just kidnapped Light?!" Kita screamed.

"Yeah. He was on the ground and I've always wanted a Death Note. Now where's Ryuk?!"

"Ummm, you really think that you can get him to give you the Death Note?" Yumi asked. "I mean, he wouldn't give it to L, and L couldn't outsmart him enough to steal it. You really think that you stand a chance against a genius like that?"

"I have a cat!"

Kita and Yumi stared at her like she was crazy. (Which was true.) "I like cats," Kita stated simply.

"I love Sasuke! And Mello! And Beyond Birthday! And Matt! If you think that you have a chance at catching them, just watch me!"

"Okay, so now begins our amazing hunt for Sasuke!" Kita announced. "Why does everyone look at me weird when I say that?"

"Because it is weird, Kita. Nobody in the right mind would say that," Okami answered.

"That was mean, and how do you even know my name?" Kita was quick to defend, forgetting that she already introduced herself.

"I know everything…. Dun-dun-da!" Okami thoroughly scared everyone standing around her.

"Okay… hey! Here's Sasuke!" Yumi handed Okami the ninja and a broken chain leash.

"Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!" Okami took Sasuke and Light hostage and ran off.

"Well, that was… what's the word for it… interesting, to say the least," Yumi sighed.

"I know. She tires me out just looking at her. I mean, she's still running!" Kita pointed at Okami who was running in circles in the distance.

"Oh, I know! We can go back to Japan and take a huge vacation there. I suddenly want to go there," Yumi suggested.

"That sounds awesome! Do we have the money to do that though?"

"Who needs money? We can just confuse the people until they give us what we want."

"Sounds good. To the airport!"

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A/N: Ok, that's the first chapter! Did you like it? Please R&R if you think I should I should continue! Thanks for reading! ^^