Kai: (singing horribly off key) Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to me!

Bakura: (covering his ears) Good lord, shut up!

Malik: (sighing) This is even worse then her fan fics.

Kai: (glares) I heard that, you guys can't even be nice to me…and on my birthday no less

Ryou: Ah Kai, your birthday was on the 27th

Kai: (twitch) And?

Ryou: It's not the 27th anymore.

Kai: (smacks Ryou) Let's start the fic instead!

Tanith: Good idea Kai!

Kai and Tanith: We don't own YGO or any other anime that happens to pop up! Please R/R!

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Bakura yami Bakura

Ryou good Bakura

Maleci Yami Kai

Kai good Kai

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Bakura growled as he waited for someone to answer the phone at Kai's house. "Pick up damnit," he muttered as a familiar voice picked up and gave a usual insult.

"Well, to what do I owe the honor?" Maleci greeted as she answered the phone.

"What's taking so long Yami no Kai?" Bakura questioned irritated as his hikari gave him a funny look from the other side of the room. "You should have been here by now."

Maleci gave an exasperated sigh. "There's no need to get your underwear in a bunch," she stated before she was cut off by a shout.

"What was that?"

Maleci chuckled. "That would be my hikari," she replied, "she's having tampon issues, something about feeling funny and in the wrong way."

Bakura let out a snort. "How does one get it in the wrong way?" he inquired as he got yet another odd look from Ryou. "What'd Kai do, stick it up the wrong hole?"

"Since when are you the supreme authority on tampons?"

There was a long silence on Bakura's end before a 'Don't ask' then a click, signaling he had hung up on her. Maleci snickered to herself as Kai walked down the stairs, giving her an odd look in the process. "Who was that?" Kai asked as she finished putting her hair in a spiky bun.

"Yami Bakura," the purple haired yami answered as he checked herself in the mirror to make sure there was nothing out of place with her outfit, which consisted of a black tub top, and skin tight black pants. The only thing different about her and her hikari was the Kai had on her usual black duster as well, "and now he seems to think he's the authority on tampons and such."

Kai made a face as she went to go answer the door. "Yami, you suck!" she stated as she opened the door to reveal a red haired girl wearing a red tank-top and a black mini skirt, "Tanith!"

Tanith smiled as she stepped into Kai's apartment. "Happy Birthday Kai-chan!" she shouted.

….Meanwhile, at the Bakura household

"Yami, dare I ask what you and Kai's yami where talking about?" Ryou questioned as he looked up from the book he was reading.

Bakura grinned. "Nothing to worry your sweet head about, Ryou," he stated eyeing his hikari, whom he preferred to stay innocent, "I just had a little fun at Kai-ba girl's expense."

Ryou sighed. "Yami, shouldn't you be a little nicer?" he asked. "It's is her birthday after all."

Bakura's grin got wider, which it only did when he was plotting something. "Oh don't be like that, Yadonoshi," he remarked, "now come, let us get ready for the party!"

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Kai: (glares at Yami B) I don't like this, I'm the only one allowed to plot

Yami Bakura: Revenge fan girl….REVENGE!

Ryou: (face fault) And that's the guy I have to share a body with

Yami Bakura: WHAT WAS THAT YADONOSHI!

Kai: I feel sorry for you Ryou

Ryou: Me too, it's like "thanks dad, you brought me home a psycho."

Yami Bakura: I am NOT a psycho!

Watari: (sweatdrops) Please R/R!