I was watching this DISGUSTING show called "Dragon Ball Z", and I realized it was full of horrible LIES! The truth is, my filthy readers, the Saiyan homeworld was conquered long ago by the mighty Irken empire! I shall tell you the AMAZING tale of how they were destroyed.
It was long ago, in the days of Tallest Miyuki, when Operation IMMINENT Doom was in full swing. The MIGHTY Irken Empire was sending out the greatest elite soldiers (but none so great as ZIM!) known as Invaders out to the many planets scheduled for conquest. The great Invader who was assigned the Saiyan homeworld was a wonderful guy named Invader Scoot.
Scoot was very successful in his slow but INGENIOUS takeover of that planet. His marvelous disguise was so sneaky, none of the Saiyans noticed. Of course, how would they understand the genius of the IRKEN EMPIRE! FOOLISH SAIYANS!
Scoots conquest of the Saiyan planet only took him THREE DAYS! Yeah, mmhmm. Three. He did it by telling all of the Saiyans that there would be a galactic battle royale martial arts tournament. . . ON THE SUN! And those wretched, filthy Saiyans believed him. I should try that. . .
Anyway, once the more powerful Saiyans had left (including their IDIOT prince, that horrible, horrible VEGETA) the mighty Irken Armada showed up and Scoot had the joy and honor of firing the first volley of the Organic Sweep, destroying all life on the Saiyan Homeworld. Except for the Saiyan Children that were kept to be service drones on the newest addition to the Irken Empire.
Now, the Saiyan homeworld is a used car dealership.
The End.
