Disclaimer: I obviously don't own Owari no Serafū. Boy, howdy.

Warning! Weird rant ahead— HA lol gg #r3kt n00bz!1

"It's nice being on break, huh?" Yuu strolled down a street that had surely been an avenue for a great mass of population once but was now completely abandoned. The ruined skyscrapers around him stretched towards the light blue sky. The empty shops and restaurants with their shattered windows added the final bit of emptiness to the vicinity. A slight breeze ran through the deranged city as if it was trying to escape, as well. The wind ruffled Yuu's black hair.

"We don't have to constantly hop to whatever baka-Guren orders, and I also get time to think about the situation with Mika," he stated to his companion.

"Aa," Shinoa murmured absentmindedly. She was glad to be on break, as well, but the silence made her a tad uneasy. Shinoa walked a little faster to keep up with Yuu.

"Ne, Yuu, have you been around Mi-chan lately?" she asked with a grin spreading across her face. Yuu shot a look at her.

"Oh, come on, Yuu. There's nobody out here to hear us." Yuu grumbled and spoke,

"I don't know what her deal is. One minute she's trying to thank me, another she yells at me." Shinoa leaned in and nudged Yuu's chest with her elbow—which was a little difficult since he was at least a foot taller than her—and smirked,

"Oi, oi, that means that she likes you. Are you really that thick?"

"Shut up," Yuu growled and pushed Shinoa away. The two soldiers reached a street corner and turned right, avoiding broken glass on the sidewalk. Shinoa smirked once more.

"Silly Yuu. Anyway, we're almost at our destination." Yuu glanced around. His annoying friend was right. Resting a ways down the dilapidated road was an army car, not unlike the ones you would see officers riding. The reason that the two were there? Shinoa had convinced Yuu to teach her how to drive.

Standing in front of the Jeep with his companion, Yuu sighed,

"Alright, Shinoa. Let's get this over with." Shinoa poked him in the stomach playfully and Yuu doubled over. It was a hard poke. She giggled.

"C'mon, Yuu, this is going to be fun." Shinoa's expression hardened. "Besides, I really need to learn how to do this. People are teasing me," Shinoa pouted as Yuu recovered and groaned,

"Well then, the first step is getting in the car. Let's go." Yuu stepped up on the runner and climbed into the car. Before moving to the driver's seat, he turned around to see an irked purple-haired girl glaring at him.

"Aren't you going to come in?" Yuu queried.

"Aren't you going to help me up? I am a lady, in case you forgot. I suppose there are no gentlemen in the army." Shinoa shot back. Yuu shrugged and reached out a hand. Shinoa tried to take it, but Yuu withdrew his hand and leaned forwards. Shinoa blurted,

"What are you–" and gasped as Yuu put his hands on her slim waist and lifted her into the car. His firm grip held her just right, not so tight as to hurt her, but not loose as though he didn't care. To be honest, it felt really good and made her feel just a little light-headed. Shinoa felt a hue of red creep across her cheeks. She blushed as Yuu gently deposited her on the shotgun seat. Yuu smiled and joked,

"Were you saying something about gentlemen?" Shinoa, at a loss for words, mumbled a little sound (to Yuu it sounded really cute, and he had to admit that he blushed a little) and averted her gaze from Yuu's striking green eyes. Yuu developed a sudden interest in the steering wheel as well. An uncomfortable silence settled in, which Shinoa broke.

"U-um, let's get started, no?" She stuttered and turned to Yuu. He stuttered back,

"Y-yeah! Good idea."

Yuu was a self-taught driver, not as good as his pink-haired friend, but could get around. After a half hour of demonstration with Shinoa, it was time to face the event he had been dreading: letting the girl take the wheel. She had been complaining for a while now, and Yuu had received more than a few smacks. This had been very distracting, which was why Yuu had almost driven into the side of the building. Shinoa had laughed. Yuu made a decision and slowed the car to a stop.

"Well, Shinoa, if you want to drive now's your chance." Shinoa perked up and listened. Yuu continued,

"Let's switch. I'll sit in the passenger seat, and you take the wheel. He chuckled to himself, if you can reach it, and consequently received a nasty glare from Shinoa. She edged her fingers closer to the pocket where she kept her Cursed Gear and Yuu instantly started apologizing. Shinoa huffed and plopped down in the driver's seat. She gripped the wheel, and then realization flitted through her mind; she blinked once, twice, turned to Yuu and plainly stated,

"I can't see over the wheel." Yuu blinked once, twice, and turned away to hide the fact that he was dying of laughter. The funniest thing he had seen all day—or ever—was right before his eyes: the badass sergeant of the Moon Demon company of the Japanese Imperial Demon Army, Hiragi Shinoa, had been defeated by a humble steering wheel. Yuu peeked behind him and saw a very—very!—pissed off Shinoa. In an attempt to change the subject, Yuu exclaimed,

"Anyway! You're going to have to sit on something if you want to see out the window. If you can't see, you can't drive." This seemed to anger Shinoa even more. Yuu pressed as far as he could against his car door as Shinoa growled,

"I. Am. Not. Going. To sit like a child." As the last word was shot at Yuu's face, he thought, Damn. I need to figure out something or else Shinoa will– His though process was interrupted as the Jeep lurched forwards. Yuu yelled in terror as Shinoa put the pedal to the metal. Which was ironic, considering that her legs were barely long enough to actually reach the metal, or the pedal, even. Yuu hunkered down in the classic airplane crash position and prepared for the worst. Out of the corner of his eye, Yuu could see Shinoa amid a mass of flying purple hair. He couldn't quite see her face, but he could tell that she was steering based on the tiny bit she could tell was in her way. Which was bad. Yuu was slammed against the side of the car again as Shinoa took a sharp right. Or maybe swerved is the right verb. Yuu staggered to his feet and peeked out over the dashboard. He gasped; they were headed straight towards a building. Yuu leapt to the driver's seat and grabbed the wheel from the "driver," namely, Shinoa. Yuu yanked the wheel, hard, to the left and everything became a blur. Everything was spinning. Yuu tackled Shinoa and pressed her between the seat and his body, the only thought in his mind to protect her. He didn't know where the impulse came from. The car flipped once, twice, three times. Shinoa clung to Yuu for dear life. Everything went black for the both of them.

Shinoa opened her eyes and allowed her sight time to readjust. Her head was spinning and her ears buzzed. Somebody was shouting something. The first thing that came into focus was a face– Yuu's face. He was staring into her eyes and his mouth was moving, but Shinoa couldn't make out his words. The second thing she realized was that he was on top of her. Wait, what happened? All I remember is that I gunned it and then the car started spinning… and then… I remember hugging Yuu… he's so warm… Shinoa evaluated what was happening. She was still in the driver's seat, except the back of the seat had broken and gone down all the way, so she was lying flat. The car windows were shattered, but fortunately they had shattered from inside so most of the broken glass had made landfall outside the car. From what she could see out of the nearest window, the car had smashed through a generous helping of light poles. And Yuu… Yuu was lying on top of her. His weight squeezed her into the car seat. He obviously cared more about her than what he was doing. Their legs were entangled together, and Shinoa realized that her sensitive place was against his. A zing shot through her body. Yuu's face was so close to hers, even though he was holding his upper body above hers. His hands, supporting him, were planted at either side of Shinoa's shoulders. The proximity invited a sudden clarity into her mind, and she could finally tell what Yuu was shouting.

"–oa! Shinoa! Can you hear me? Shinoa!" Yuu stopped as Shinoa murmured his name.

"Thank God, Shinoa, you're alive!" Yuu exclaimed with joy.

"But what the hell was that?! You almost got us both killed! What were you thinki…" Yuu's angry tirade slowed to a halt as Shinoa's arms around his shoulders pulled him close. Shinoa had tears in her eyes, and her face was red. She buried her face in Yuu's chest. Yuu held her in return and kissed Shinoa's forehead. They sat like that together for a while, as Shinoa wept. After she pulled herself together, she laid back down on the car seat that was now flattened… and pulled Yuu with her. Yuu made a muffled yelp as the now-recovered Shinoa grabbed his shirt, tugged him down, and slammed Yuu's lips to hers. It was as though Shinoa had been reserving her desires until she had confirmation that Yuu felt the same way– and now she was releasing all of that pent-up energy. Yuu was startled at how aggressively Shinoa was treating him. She was the one probing inside his mouth, and she was the one with her hands on Yuu's face. In fact, Shinoa was using her hands to pin Yuu's to his back. He thought about it for an instant– the fact that he was the one being dominated. He came to a conclusion: Fuck it. We love each other. Shinoa seemed to sense Yuu's obedience and squeezed him even closer. Yuu hadn't been hard when he was trying to wake Shinoa up, because he had been focused on her life, but now he felt himself stiffen speedily in his pants. Shinoa liked it. Taking advantage of Yuu's limp (except for one spot) body, Shinoa flipped her newfound lover over as to put herself on top. Breaking the kiss, she positioned herself in an upright sitting position with her legs on either side of Yuu's hips and her special place pressed to his. She felt Yuu's bulge underneath her panties, which reinforced her confidence–and made her a little wet. As she smirked "heh" and started moving her hips, she noticed Yuu's expression. He was making a really sexual face that involved the shutting of the eyes and the biting of the lower lip. Shinoa turned a furious shade of red as she fantasized, God, he's such an uke… the things I could do with him… Yuu attempted to lift himself up, but Shinoa leaned forwards and pushed him back down with her hands on his shoulders. She leaned in close, and propped herself up in a position similar to the one she found herself in when she regained consciousness, except with the positions reversed. She teased,

"Look at you. You're so manly." Yuu regained some of his composure and managed to get out a "shut up…" Shinoa grinned and let her hands slide out from under her, falling on top of Yuu in a chest-to-chest position. In doing this she essentially crushed Yuu's remaining composure. Shinoa had tried to restrain herself, but it was as if her hands had a mind of their own. They advanced under Yuu's shirt, and caressed his bare skin. Yuu's hands reacted, but Shinoa was quick. She grabbed Yuu's wrists and pinned them up above his head. She kept one hand to hold them in place, and let the other one wander down Yuu's chest. Leaning so that her mouth was next to Yuu's ear, she felt Yuu jerk his hips upwards involuntarily. She gulped a sharp intake of air as she felt Yuu's size. As Shinoa slipped her fingers down his pants and whispered "hold on," in his ear, Yuu simply gave in and became putty in her hands. Literally.

Another half hour had passed. The two were sitting in their respective seats and sweating, but not from heat. Shinoa had not let Yuu finish, because that would have caused some problems. Even though copulation was encouraged, Shinoa and Yuu wanted to take their relationship slow. Speaking of Yuu, he` was back in the passenger seat. He turned to gaze at his partner and proclaimed,

"Wow. I don't even know what to say. You should teach me some things." Shinoa, who had fixed the other seat, smiled and responded,

"I know what you could say."

"Hm?"

"You could say, 'I'm going to actually teach you how to drive now!'"

"Seriously…?" Yuu groaned and sighed. "Oh well. I suppose I should." Shinoa did a little fist-pump at finally convincing him. But she didn't anticipate Yuu picking her up again. This time, it felt even better. While she was in the air, he sat down in the driver's seat. At an annoyed "Hey!" from his girlfriend, Yuu declared,

"Relax. You're still driving," and set Shinoa on his lap.

"Ooh," Shinoa noted, "I like this better. And I can see now!" Yuu smiled as Shinoa clapped her hands together and laughed. The position worked very well, actually. Whenever Shinoa leaned too far forwards, Yuu (with his arms around her waist) would tug her back. Whenever Shinoa accelerated, well, she was so short that she was just pushed back into Yuu's chest. If Shinoa couldn't reach a pedal, Yuu would press it with his long, lanky legs. Actually, she's getting a little too into it, Yuu thought hastily as Shinoa gyrated her hips in his lap.

"U-uh, Shinoa, could you please not…" Shinoa looked up backwards at Yuu under his chin with a glint in her eyes.

"What's the matter, my little uke? Can't take it?"

"What!? Take that back! I'm no–"

"Tsk, tsk. When we were… eh…" Shinoa blushed and looked down, "You know. I took a couple pictures," She finished while waving her phone under Yuu's nose.

"Whaaaat?! Let me see them!" Yuu exclaimed indignantly.

"Hey! No grabbing." Shinoa admonished. She proceeded to bring the car to a halt, unlock her phone, and flip through the photos.

"Ah! Here," She cried out, and immediately started giggling upon seeing the photo. Yuu looked over Shinoa's shoulders and flushed beet red at the picture– himself with an outrageously submissive expression. A long cry echoed through the destroyed city within the walls. Yuu quieted himself, dropping his head in defeat. He heard chuckling and Shinoa say, "Poor Yuu," as she started the car back up. He raised his head to look out the windshield to make sure they were headed back towards the school, then down at the driver/lover in his lap, then back up to look at the sky. He felt Shinoa rest her head against his chest. He enveloped his arms back around her waist. Fuck it, he grinned to himself, we love each other.

fin

A/N: Well. I certainly like this story better than my first one. I wrote it because the world really needs more YuuNoa fanfics. I mean, there are almost none! Ugh. How do you like my decision to make Shinoa dominant? It's an interesting twist… I mean, we know that Yuu is an uke (on the bottom in yaoi or submissive), but with a girl? I think it makes sense because Yuu knows nothing about romance. Shinoa, on the other hand, says that virginity is "evil" which implies that she would be dominant. And Yuu seems really inexperienced. He's a total virgin and I doubt he knows how to do anything sexual. So I really think that Shinoa should be on top. Either way, please leave constructive crit and thanks for reading!