A/N: I am remedying the fact that there isn't any Foxxy/Hero smut on FanFiction. You are free to read to those who are the suitable age. If you are a minor, do not read! I do not want parents of minors to go apeshit.
Warning: This contains bad words and mature content. You have been warned.
Chapter 1, Part 1: Overreactors
It was week 5 in the Drawn Together house. It was just a typical morning. Toot and Xandir are kissing each other. Foxxy Love is just reading a smut fic of her show. Clara and Spanky Ham are in the middle of a make out session. Wooldoor Sockbat is getting his nappy changed by Captain Hero. Ling Ling is also getting his ass into a ton of shit.
"Hey Foxxy, I think Wooldoor shat in his nappy again." Captain Hero told Foxxy, holding his nose as he took Wooldoor's dirty nappy and threw it in the bin.
After Hero was finished changing Wooldoor's nappy, Foxxy wondered why Wooldoor Sockbat wore a diaper (or a nappy as a British person called it) and why "should she care."
"Why does Wooldoor wear a nappy and why should I care?" Foxxy asked stupidly.
"He wet his bed 2 weeks ago! He's fucking 13 and he should know the fuck better!" Hero told Foxxy. "What else can I do for you?"
"Who put that nappy on Wooldoor? It sure as fuck wasn't Foxxy!" Foxxy asked abruptly.
"It was Clara." Captain Hero told the girl.
Wooldoor woke up from a goodnight's sleep. It was week 3. Wooldoor got up from his bed and went to put on his usual clothes. When he came to make his bed, he found out that he has wet his bed.
Oh fuck! I wet the bed! Clara is going to go apeshit if she sees this! Wooldoor Sockbat thought and just went out of the room and played Super Mouschi Brothers for the Fii.
"I am going to check Wooldoor's bed sheets. He better not wet his bed, because if he did, I am removing his big boy undergarment and putting him in a nappy!" Clara said.
Clara felt the wet bed sheets and Clara was so pissed! Wooldoor had wet his bed for the last time. Oh dear! Wooldoor Sockbat is so fucked now.
"Wooldoor, why the fuck do I have to clean your bed sheets everyday!" Clara said as she removed the bed sheets and grabbed the materials for the nappy she would put on him.
"But Clara, I'm so sorry!" Wooldoor told Clara.
"Wooldoor Jebediah Sockbat, you are fucking 13! You should know better than to wet the bed! Come here!" Clara said to the sockbat.
"Oh fuck!" Wooldoor said as Clara grabbed him by his shirt and placed him on the bed where she took off his shorts and undergarment, and grabbed one of Ling Ling's nappies and put the nappy on Wooldoor before putting his shorts back on.
"Oh fuck! Why did you put a nappy on me! I'm not a fucking baby!" Wooldoor said as Clara put the materials for the nappy back where she got them from.
"Well, you act like one, so I'm treating you like one!" Clara told the traumatized sockbat.
Ling Ling appeared, pissed off. He was so pissed off at Clara taking one of his nappies.
"What the fuck did you do with Ling Ling's nappies?!" Ling Ling angrily asked Clara.
"From now on Ling Ling, you need to share your nappies with Wooldoor Sockbat, because he decided to be an immature prick yet again!" Clara said.
"So, is that what happened?" Foxxy asked Captain Hero.
"Yes it did." Hero told the girl.
Chapter 1, Part 2: Clara
Later into the day, Clara was grabbing a nappy for Wooldoor Sockbat. Foxxy was seeing Clara for a few minutes.
"Clara, why the fuck are you treating Wooldoor like a baby?!" Foxxy asked Clara in disgust.
"Because Wooldoor wet his bed 2 weeks ago!" Clara told the girl in anger.
Foxxy was in absolute fucking shock that Clara would treat Wooldoor like a baby.
"It's your turn to change his diaper this afternoon." Clara told Foxxy as she gave her the nappy.
"Okay, fine Clara!" Foxxy said in disgust.
Foxxy knew she had no choice. It was her time to change Wooldoor's nappy.
"Wooldoor, it's time to change your nappy." Foxxy told Wooldoor.
"WHEE!" Wooldoor said.
Foxxy carried Wooldoor as she got the baby powder and wipes and applied it to his buttocks before getting his new nappy and removed his dirty nappy and putting the new nappy on him.
"WHEE!" Wooldoor said yet again.
Chapter 1, Part 3: Foxxy sees Captain Hero
It was now 7:30 pm. Foxxy saw Captain Hero in the girls room, making the bed of Foxxy herself.
"Hey Hero, what's up?" Foxxy asked Hero.
"Oh hey Foxxy. I wonder what the fuck is Spanky Ham doing... Gasp! No censors! We can curse without censorship!" Captain Hero said to Foxxy. "Foxxy, I wonder if nudity is censored or not. Foxxy, can you please remove your shorts and thong to make sure?"
"Okay, here we go..." Foxxy said to Captain Hero, taking his question.
Foxxy took the ends of her shorts, using her knees to make them fall to the ground before she also took the ends of her thong and used her knees to make her undergarment fall to the ground.
"Does this proof you? Does it? Obviously, since this is a fanfic and all..." Foxxy said to Captain Hero.
Foxxy didn't understand because if she wasn't wearing her thong or shorts, then she couldn't have worn her one shouldered brassierre, either. What the fuck is wrong with special fanfiction effects these days?
"Foxxy, can you also pull down your one shouldered bra please? I need to see if bosoms are censored or not, okay?" Captain Hero ordered Foxxy.
"Okay, Foxxy can do that." Foxxy thought she can do that.
Foxxy grabbed the one strap of her brassierre, and removed it from her shoulder before removing the brassierre from her bosom and pulled it down until it met her stomach.
"See? It's not all that bad, Hero! Hey, can you touch the fabric of my one shouldered bra? Foxxy want to know what fabric her top is made out of." Foxxy asked the hero.
Captain Hero, not hesitating, put his hand on the fabric of Foxxy's one shouldered brassierre, with his other hand following. Hero could feel the fabric of Foxxy's top and Foxxy was clearly comfortable.
"Hero, when will you be done determining the fabric of my one shouldered bra?" Foxxy asked, feeling kinda satisfied with the feel of Hero's hands teasing the fabric of her top.
"Unfortunately, I do not know the fabric type your one shouldered bra is at the moment. Anything else?" Hero asked as he left Foxxy's top around her stomach.
"Can you please feel the fabric of my thong please?" Foxxy asked.
Captain Hero tried looking for Foxxy's thong until he finally found the fabric of Foxxy's thong and started to tease the fabric with his hands.
"How is it Hero?" Foxxy asked, bucking her hips at the move of Hero's fingers on her thong.
"I do not think I know the fabric type of your thong yet." Hero stopped teasing Foxxy's thong wordlessly.
Chapter 1, Part 4: What else can happen?
It was now 8:50 pm in the Drawn Together house. Foxxy and Captain Hero are still testing out censorship. Xandir is just changing Wooldoor's nappy. Toot is asleep in her bed. Clara and Spanky Ham are asleep, with Spanky Ham sleeping in Clara's bed. Ling Ling is asleep as well.
Back in the girls room, Foxxy left the room, pulling her one shouldered bra, shorts and thong back up before leaving the girls room, finding out the real truth about censorship in fanfiction.
"What else happened, Foxxy?" Spanky asked.
"We tested out censorship." Foxxy answered.
"What else can happen?" Clara asked.
"That Foxxy does not know..." Foxxy said, and Foxxy left the room. After Foxxy left, Spanky and Clara went back to sleep.
Foxxy went back inside the girls room where Captain Hero was at and things started to heat up from there.
Chapter 1, Part 5: Gimme Some Lovin'
You got to gimme some lovin', gimme, gimme some lovin'
Gimme some lovin', gimme, gimme some lovin'
Gimme some lovin' everyday
"It's nice to see you, Foxxy." Captain Hero said to Foxxy, which what Captain Hero didn't know is that Foxxy was about to have sex with him.
"Do you know what Foxxy wants?" Foxxy asked Captain Hero.
"So, Foxxy, you want to have sex with me?!" Captain Hero asked Foxxy.
"Yes, Hero, can you undress me please?" Foxxy asked Captain Hero.
Wordlessly, Foxxy got off of Captain Hero, so that he can undress her. Foxxy laid back on the bed, allowing Captain Hero to undress her.
"Foxxy want you to give her some lovin'!" Foxxy said to Captain Hero.
Captain Hero started to remove Foxxy's one shouldered bra, pulling the one shouldered bra over Foxxy's head, exposing Foxxy's bosoms to him. Captain Hero tossed Foxxy's one shouldered bra aside.
Foxxy arched her back as Captain Hero squeezed her breasts in his hands, kissing one of Foxxy's breasts while squeezing the other.
Captain Hero started to remove Foxxy's shorts and thong next, as Foxxy stood up so that her shorts and thong can be removed more easier. Captain Hero threw the shorts with Foxxy's one shouldered bra, with Foxxy's thong following its fall.
"I might be ready for this, Hero. Gimme some lovin' everyday!" Foxxy said to Captain Hero.
Chapter 1, Part 6: Claimed
Captain Hero removed Foxxy's boots and furry wristbands, looking at Foxxy in her eyes very promiscuously.
"I love you Captain Hero!" Foxxy said to Captain Hero, wanting him to claim her.
"Well, I could claim you in the hot tub." Captain Hero said to Foxxy.
Foxxy was able to accept the offer and wrapped her legs and arms around Captain Hero, allowing him to carry her to the hot tub.
