hello my name is oman but my friends call me the masterofgothic-arabian-sasauge-darkness.
I wear a hat my hat is called raven-ofthe-gothik-sasauge-master-arabian-darkness and my
hat cuts itself it's also darker then the blackest black hole of gothic-arabaian-sasauge-darkness
(acctualy its white - but black sounds more non-prep"!) I also have a curley curl that people
laugh at because people say that its soo gothik and I get picked on by preps cuz i'm so
diffrent/unique and a spwecial bunny. I wear gothik clothes from got topic which is the
best gothik shop in all of da univeresse. Anyway i'm so beautiful and gothik but all the
preps hate me because of it.

i go to gakuen hetalia but its crap cuz it's filled with preps like Amerika,Span, Poundland,
Audi-Awabia and iggi (but Iggi says he's a chav cuz preps don't exist in england.)
I am also pansexual & yemensexual but he's my best friend so it makes me cut my wrists
whenever I think of being his boifriend/bitch cuz it would ruin our friendship. BUT OMGG
yemen is lik so damn sexiii I thought as he started cumming towards me in the cafateria-

"Hi masterofgothic-arabian-sasauge-darkness" said yemen "oh hi
masterofgothik-fish-yemenish-darkness-blackhole (which was what yemen
liekd to be called) I said. "you know what" said the masterofgothik-fish-yemenish-darkness-blackhole
just call me yemen."
"ok I replied, my pale face that was wighter then snow (yet still tanned cuz i'm from arabia duh!)
turned chrimson,but my perfect moment was ruined by iggi who cum over.
"Heeeey me bruv emmmooos,Innit." said iggi. I staired at his preeppy (or chavy)
ugly trackies and nike hoodie/trainers in one." "what do u want chavy prep!1?"
I said "Innit bruv" he My tears started welling up when i heard the horrible
thing he just said, it was so mean then my tears started to fall they were more blacker
and waterey then the most gothik-sasauge-darkness-waterfall in the world. I ran out
the romm as if trying to escape from thios horride world of pain and unjust sasauges.
Yemen then grabbed my hand liek a prince from a fairtyale and looked into my deep icy
pool brown eyes and said-
"Don't care what they say i love you dont kill urself cuz the worlds so full of injust sasauges"
It was like he knew what I was thinking I thought i felt like bella from twilight as he kissed
my black lips and sent me into extacy.


End chapter one

We hope that No one was offended by this fanfic but it is a piss take

all Spelling/grammar mistakes are intentional but we hope that it is still readable

Translation -

Amerika= America

Span= Spain

Poundland= Poland

Audi-Awabia= Saudi Arabia (OC)

Iggi= Iggy/England