Hey, Everyone! This is my first Fanfic here on this site, so I decided to start off with something I've been wanting to write for a LONG time! But first, the usual disclaimer (ahem):

I don't own Dragonball/Z/GT, I don't own Marvel and/or DC, I don't own any of the characters in this story, I'm not making any money off of this story, etc. etc. etc.

OK, that's out of the way, so let the story commence!

Marvel/DC VS. The Villains from HFIL

Chapter 1: The Easy Way Out

"Damn it!" Frieza yelled, punching his fist against the side of one of the many rock mountains in HFIL. "There MUST be a way out of here! And when I find it, that Sayain will wish he'd never challenged the might of FRIEZA!" Frieza snarled in anger.

"Now, now, Frieza, what have I told you about letting your temper get the best of you?" King Cold said, patting his son on the head as one would pat a dog. "After all, this place isn't SO bad..." King Cold looked at their surroundings. The endless void above their heads reflected the landscape appropriately; jagged, black mountains stretched out as far as the eye could see, with boiling lakes of lava nestled in the small basins in between the mountains. This HAD to be Hell.

"Your son has a point, old man..." Raditz said, surprising both father and son as he stepped out from the shadows. Nappa soon followed behind, staring at Frieza with what could only be hatred.

Frieza smirked. "And I suppose you monkeys have put those primitive brains together to come up with something resembling an actual plan, yes?" Nappa yelled and charged Frieza at the insult, but with a motion of Frieza's hand Nappa was slammed into the side of the nearest mountain, which subsequently crumbled.

"No," Raditz said, his arms folded across his chest as he stared in anger at Frieza. "But we have a mutual friend who DOES." Raditz smirked and gestured with his head for Frieza and King Cold to look above him. Hovering in the air was Cell.

"If you pathetic cretins are done playing with each other," Cell said with a smile on his face. "Perhaps you'd like to come with me for your ONE and ONLY chance to get out of this Hell hole?"

Upon hearing this, Frieza and King Cold followed the two Sayains as Cell led them to a small area of HFIL, where they saw Dr. Gero and Babidi yelling at one another as they tinkered with a very odd machine.

"You're going to mess things up with your magical mumbo-jumbo! There's no way we can open the portal big enough without my Molecular Stabilizers!" Dr. Gero yelled.

"Oh, really? And I suppose you've actually had SUCCESS with those in the past, right? My father's creation, Buu, has ALREADY shown that he can open up wormholes with the right amount of magic! But I've yet to see ANY of YOUR little toys do anything NEAR what a great wizard is capable of!" Babidi shot back.

"Would you two shut up!?!?" Cell yelled as the band of Villains landed at the site. "You two told me this would be ready today! Is it?!?!" Cell yelled.

"Technically it is, but this fool wants me to-"

"THEN TURN IT ON!!!" Cell yelled. Dr. Gero and Babidi quickly complied.

Dr. Gero pushed some buttons as Babidi recited a chant repeatedly, and soon the machine emitted... well... some gooey black stuff into the air. Soon enough, the black goo materialized into what could only be described as a swirling void, steadily decreasing in size.

"Now, you fools! If you ever want to get out of this Hell hole and get your revenge on Goku, you'll jump into that now!" Dr. Gero said as he and Babidi jumped into the hole.

"At long last, I get to get my revenge on that Sayain! Come, father!" Frieza said as he and King Cold jumped in.

"It's time I say hello to a certain young man and his girlfriend..." Cell thought as he jumped in the portal. (Author's Note: I forgot to mention; this story takes place right after the Buu Saga, so Gohan is still a Teenager, and Goten and Trunks are still little kids).

"I can't wait to get my hands on Kakkorat!" Nappa smiled as he cracked his knuckles, then jumped into the portal. Raditz soon followed.

Unfortunately, Nappa spoke too loudly, and a certain Sayain about a mile away heard him.

"Kakkorat..." Brolli said softly, and then transformed and flew extremely fast to get into the portal just before it closed.

However, neither Dr. Gero nor Babidi were able to tell Cell that although the machine WOULD work, they weren't sure just WHERE it would take them. And indeed, as soon as the portal closed, the machine started malfunctioning.

"ERROR. ERROR. UNABLE TO OPEN DESIRED DESTINATION. SEARCHING FOR CLOSEST COMPATIBLE UNIVERSE... UNIVERSE FOUND. REDIRECTING UNITS..." And with it's last task completed, began to rumble, then heat up, and finally explode into a million pieces.

Meanwhile, up in the World of the Grand Kai, the Grand Kai himself was the sole being who saw this event take place.

"Man, I'd better tell Goku and his little super friends about this." Grand Kai thought to himself. Then he checked his watch.

"...Just as soon as this awesome Murder Death Head Bang Concert's over, you dig?" He said, grabbing his boom box and getting into his car, "getting funky" with the music. "Uh, oh yeah, gonna go to a concert, yeah. Unh, yeah, and gonna have a damn good time..."

So, that was the first chapter! I hope you liked it! Please Review it if you did! Anyway, I guess I'll do what DBZ does and leave a little "teaser" as to the next chapter, so enjoy!

In Chapter 2: What's this? Cell has landed right in the middle of Metropolis! That can't be good for that city... and just who are these clowns that call themselves the JLU? Meanwhile, King Cold and Frieza land right in front of a huge school... only the school is strictly for people called "Mutants"? And Nappa and Raditz land right in the middle of a bank that's being robbed... err, saved by a guy that shoots string out of his wrists? And what's that guy's problem over there... he's getting angry... and turning green... And where's Brolli? HE ARRIVED ON OA?!? And Dr. Gero and Babidi land at Lex Corp. Labs... talk about kids in a candy store...