This is called Bella's bad morning. Basically tittle says it all. Idea came from a website called Fmylife. This is a oneshot.

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I tried to open my eyes but the sleep made everything fuzzy. My eyes burned as the light hit them and my eyelids were fighting to close again. I laid my head back and closed my eyes for a quick blink. Edward had gone hunting with his family.

I woke up again after what I thought had been five minutes but as I looked at my watch I learned it was an hour! I had twenty minutes to get ready for school. I climbed out of bed as fast as I could but the blankets were tangled around my leg so instead of standing, I ended up falling face first onto the cold hard floor. Pain shot from my chin to my head.

I ran into the bathroom and threw myself in the shower. But instead of being greeting by warm, comforting water, I was greeted by ice cold water. No matter how much I adjusted the water I either got scalding hot or ice cold. It's nice when Edward was holding me but when it's the shower, it just plain sucks! The water heater must be broken. I forced a smile and continued with my rushed, hectic morning.

I got dressed as quickly as I could. When I put my jeans on I discovered a big ugly brown stain by the feet. I ended up grabbing a skirt (that I hated).

I went to go downstairs and ended up falling from the top of the stairs to the bottom. I bumped my head, arm and leg. Those bruises were going to be so pretty (NOT).

I went over to the counter and went to take some bread out. I was greeted by an ugly smell and horrible green mold. When was the last time Charlie bought bread? I thought throwing the bread out.

I went to grab a glass of milk and it stunk. I gave up on the idea of any real breakfast when I looked at the clock and just grabbed a banana and a juice box.

When I stepped outside I slipped on a patch of ice and smacked my elbow onto the step.

I groaned and rubbed my elbow while the pain was still fresh. I stood up and made my way to the truck.

I put the key in the engine and put it in drive. But it didn't roar to life. After two minutes it finally growled angrily alive.

I started driving as fast as I could to the school. Then, I saw flashing lights. Oh GOD! Not this, not now! I thought as I pulled over and took a sip of my juice box.

"Miss, you know you were... BELLA SWAN! Chief Swan's daughter!" the cop said laughing. I nodded and he put his book away.

"Okay, I'll let you off with a warning this time. But don't let it happen again," he said in a scolding tone. That would have never happened in Phoenex, I thought to myself as I continued driving to my school. I began to panic, I was already five minutes late!

When I finally reached the school, no one was in the parking lot. I ran out of my truck and to the doors, tripping twice on the way.

I reached the doors and tried to open them. But they were locked! WHAT!

I pulled out my cell phone and looked at the time. 8:45 I was fifteen minutes late but they never lock the door. Then, I looked at the day and everyting made sense.

It was SATURDAY!

I was NEVER going to live this one down, I though as I go back in my truck. It wouldn't even turn on.

Well, at least I'd have time to think about it as I walked home! FML.

(I thought it would be funny to end the story with FML. Confussed by that referance check out the link on my profile).