PMS-Perforated Mental Stability
Hermione was pissed.
"Why does it have to be him?" she complained loudly to Harry and Ron, whose entire selves were shaking from the force of the fast-moving train, "Why does the foul ferret, Malfoy, have to end up as Head Boy?" Sighing loudly in exasperation she held her hands up wildly in the air for a moment before crashing on the seat behind her.
"Money" Ron said quickly.
"Influence" Harry said shortly afterwards. With Hermione in such a foul mood both boys were warily seated near the compartment door in case of the need of an immediate escape.
"Intelligence. Good looks. Please go on" a familiar voice said as their compartment door swung open. There standing in all his blond-haired brilliance was Draco Malfoy, backed up closely by Crabbe and Goyle and already dressed in his school robes, holding his arms out wide as a mock receiver of reverence.
Upon receiving a series of silent and blank faces instead, he smirked widely before saying, "Oh, come on, I know you were talking about me. Go on, don't be shy, I don't mind."
"Ahh!" Hermione yelled in frustration before standing up and pacing again. "And here he comes to honor us with his presence. Disgusting toad of a mother's spawn-beared brat, attacking with sausages and sauerkraut, and bearing words only as foul as the devil that laid him…"
"Merlin's Beard, Hermione, watch your language!" Ron said, actually inching closer to Malfoy in attempts to avoid her. Seeing her dangerously narrow eyes trained on him, however, he froze and attempted to look as innocent as possible.
"Is it that time of the month Granger?" Malfoy asked wickedly, still smirking at her enraged state. She managed to look even angrier, if that was possible, and after grabbing a few textbooks from her open bag beside her, began to lob them in his general direction.
One managed to biff him on the side of his head. "Ow Granger!" he yelled loudly, falling backwards dramatically into the arms of Crabbe and Goyle. Sniffing him loudly, Crabbe and Goyle clutched him close to their hearts. "Noooooooo…" Malfoy managed to let out melodramatically, before he was pulled from the compartment by his fingertips. The compartment door then closed impossibly loud.
"Well that was something" Ron said, before eating a large amount of chocolate in front of Hermione. Still pissed, she stole the chocolate and killed them all.
The End
