New Comedy One shot :)
Enjoy!
Warning: This will be a quick one shot. As in REALLY QUICK. Grammar Errors and OOCness
I know there is a story similar to this one but I hope this is different :)
"Hyuga"
"Uchiha"
The two gave one another a silent moment towards each other before Sasuke breaks the silence.
"So Hyuga," the chicken head said. "Did you ever wonder which clan is better? As in who has the better Kekkei Genkai?"
"I don't have to," Neji replied confidently. "I know that my clan's kekkei genkai is better!"
"How so?" Sasuke demanded.
"Well for one thing, my Byakugan can see the chakra points" Neji declared.
"At least my sharingan has DIFFERENT types" Sasuke argued.
"My Byakugan has awesome veins popping out!" Neji says proudly like a child.
"I can actually copy a jutsu!" Sasuke smirked.
"My Byakugan can see a full 360 degrees!" Neji argued.
"My Sharingan is red!" Sasuke said
"Well mine is white!"
"White is boring!"
"Red is blood and blood scares many people!"
"Well at least I have lens! and decoration!"
"Which is creepier!" Neji says. The two faced closely towards one another and the two created electric sparks. Apparently, the two are fired up to see which one is better, the Byakugan or the Sharingan.
"At least I can create illusions! Can you do that with your Byakugan Hyuga?"
Neji didn't say anything for a while. Sasuke smirked, thinking that he won.
"Well, since you don't have anything else to say, then I guess-"
"I can see my girlfriend through her clothes!" Neji blurted.
"What?"
"Yup," Neji smirked. "I can see every inch of it."
'Say what?' Sasuke yelled at himself. 'Why can't my sharingan do that with Sakura!'
"S-so?" Sasuke stuttered. He has nothing now.
"I also saw through your girlfriend's clothes" Neji smirked.
"YOU DID WHAT?"
Told you it was quick xP
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