Alex Jones the Evil Berserker Monster
The crazy and VERY mentally ill Alex Jones is a conspiracy theory-loving liar who runs a corrupt and very evil company known as Infowars that makes horrible "anti-SJW" videos where they "own" liberals to promote their disgusting conservative propaganda. Alex Jones was hit in the head many times as a baby so naturally he is a serious lunatic with anger issues and believes in the most insane conspiracy theories (like most conservatives do).
"And that is why the government is trying to poison the McDonalds around the country to turn all our men into demonic atheist liberal homosexual SOYBOYS!" screamed Alex Jones in one of his recorded tirades. Alex Jones then grabbed a random Steven Universe doll out of nowhere and bit his teeth into it, then continuously ripped it apart with his teeth while making growling noises like he was some kind of animal. "Mr. Jones…" said an Infowars janitor, "Someone is at the door and wants to meet you…"
Alex Jones marched like a gorilla to the door and saw Sonic the Hedgehog standing in front of him! "GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" growled Alex Jones, "I hate the color blue! It reminds me of the Demoncrat Party!" "That's Democrat Party to you buddy," said Sonic the Hedgehog, "And for the record I'd argue the Republican Party is the true party of demonic monsters!"
Alex Jones threw into a fit of rage. "HOW DARE YOU TALK BAD ABOUT THE REPUBLICAN PARTY AND CONSERVATIVES!?" screamed Alex Jones, "I bet you want to kill all the Christians like the government Satanist spy you are, rat!" "I'm a Hedgehog!" shouted Sonic, "Not a rat!" Sonic spindashed into Alex Jones' big, fat belly. The weight of Alex Jones flew himself into the wall. "I know how to take care of demonic liberals like you!" screamed Alex Jones. Alex Jones then tore his own face off, revealing his human face was in fact just a mask, and his true face was that of a lizard demon with fangs! Alex Jones then transformed into his true form, being a gigantic lizard monster! "No wonder you're so obsessed with 'exposing' liberals as demons," Sonic said, "You're just trying to hide the truth about yourself and the fact you're a demon in disguise!"
Alex Jones' Infowar minions tried to stop Sonic, but Sonic used his super peel-out to get away from them. Sonic then threw chemicals at the Infowars minions and they turned into insects! These now-insects were then eaten by frogs standing by. "Time to be defeated Alex Jones!" Sonic shouted, "This time, you should have done more research in your 'journalism'!" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" cackled the demonic Alex Jones, "What journalism? My show is all just propaganda to promote the conservative agenda, to destroy social justice and make America and the entire world conservative again!" "Liberals and social justice always win!" shouted Sonic, "Take this!" Sonic used the Chaos Emeralds to turn into Super Sonic, then he used his energy to zap Alex Jones into dust, defeating the evil demon for good.
Sonic then left the Infowars building to rot, and then it was bulldozed into rubble and replaced by a liberal university. Once again, the evilness of the anti-SJWs and the alt-right have been defeated by the power of love and equality!
