A/N
Hiya, it's me Grubswiper. This is gonna be my tenth story I've have written so far. I plan to write a lot more this year!
Im happily announcing the I have two more people on my favorite authors list, thank you so much for putting me on your honorable list of glory.
An now to what this story is about. This story is a continued vision of Tragglo Spearback song about the hare Florian-...sorry, but his name is too long! This takes place in the book pearls of Lutra. So here is that wonderful ditty.
Disclaimer: as of today, I dont own the famous redwall. But I said today. In the future, I will own redwall, of course when Mr. Brian retires. Which I hope isn't to soon wot.
(Begin song)
.....I'll sing ye a ballad of a fork an' a salad
That happened seasons ago.....
It started with a hare lookin at a plate o' greens
Thinking what a tasty little foe.
So he ate with naught but his fork and his strength.
At the spring salad on his plate
And then he said 'what ho?
'I got to take my bally time slowly
so I don't this meal in one go!'
But never the less
He tried his best
but after a he was a hare!!
So he emptied his plate, at such a rate
That would make a creature stare....
Suddenly, his fork had dropped
With a big resounding clop clop!
so the diner checked the floor
To see if the fork was there
But alas there was no fork wood the floor
So up stood the disappointed hare
he sighed with sadness for now the he was forkless
And probably nobeast would share
So he took a spoon an a pan of hotroot soup
And supped it like no otter would dare
Soon he felt better, so good he decided to danced
So up he got and began to prance
While he danced he was singing about his good doings
Suddenly he shouted 'oh cork!'
Because out of nowhere he slipped on that dratted fork!
Soon everything was forgotten
Including dance and songs
As he landed not on the wooden floor
But instead on a utensil with three prongs!
Slowly he stood up, with his dignity banished
As he made his way, to the sick bay.
From a meal that was abruptly finished
When he made it he plopped his soar body on a bed
And for some reason, was famished!
A/N
Well that another fic completed for you readers only. Can you believe it, this is my tenth fic!
See you in the reviews section!
Grubswiper
