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Hiya, it's me Grubswiper. This is gonna be my tenth story I've have written so far. I plan to write a lot more this year!

Im happily announcing the I have two more people on my favorite authors list, thank you so much for putting me on your honorable list of glory.

An now to what this story is about. This story is a continued vision of Tragglo Spearback song about the hare Florian-...sorry, but his name is too long! This takes place in the book pearls of Lutra. So here is that wonderful ditty.

Disclaimer: as of today, I dont own the famous redwall. But I said today. In the future, I will own redwall, of course when Mr. Brian retires. Which I hope isn't to soon wot.

(Begin song)

.....I'll sing ye a ballad of a fork an' a salad

That happened seasons ago.....

It started with a hare lookin at a plate o' greens

Thinking what a tasty little foe.

So he ate with naught but his fork and his strength.

At the spring salad on his plate

And then he said 'what ho?

'I got to take my bally time slowly

so I don't this meal in one go!'

But never the less

He tried his best

but after a he was a hare!!

So he emptied his plate, at such a rate

That would make a creature stare....

Suddenly, his fork had dropped

With a big resounding clop clop!

so the diner checked the floor

To see if the fork was there

But alas there was no fork wood the floor

So up stood the disappointed hare

he sighed with sadness for now the he was forkless

And probably nobeast would share

So he took a spoon an a pan of hotroot soup

And supped it like no otter would dare

Soon he felt better, so good he decided to danced

So up he got and began to prance

While he danced he was singing about his good doings

Suddenly he shouted 'oh cork!'

Because out of nowhere he slipped on that dratted fork!

Soon everything was forgotten

Including dance and songs

As he landed not on the wooden floor

But instead on a utensil with three prongs!

Slowly he stood up, with his dignity banished

As he made his way, to the sick bay.

From a meal that was abruptly finished

When he made it he plopped his soar body on a bed

And for some reason, was famished!

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Well that another fic completed for you readers only. Can you believe it, this is my tenth fic!

See you in the reviews section!

Grubswiper