I've decided to do day 2 first because I just found out about the second Tokka week the day before it started and I was a little slow with the first day so… yeah.
BTW the first part is pretty stupid and doesn't even need to be there, but I put it there anyway. You know, for laughs and chuckles. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't A: TLA nor it's characters.
(Cue theme music!):
He's Sokka, the oblivious, meat-loving idea guy.
On today's episode, we find our beloved Sokka polishing his boomerang outside on a hilltop when Toph decides to ask him a question.
Hey Snoozles," she began, "Do you like, maybe… wanna… I don't know… go out… sometime?"
Sokka raised his eyebrow. "But, we are out."
"No, I mean like go out."
"You mean like an out-of-body experience? No thanks. Ask Aang, he's probably into that stuff."
Toph stood up and punched him hard in the arm. "Damn Snoozles, you sure are oblivious!" She shouted as stormed off down the hill.
"Was it something I said?" He asked to himself as he rubbed his arm.
(Cue theme music!):
He's Sokka. The oblivious meat-loving idea guy.
The following show is brought to you in part by "Cactus Juice" It's the quenchiest!
"Hello and welcome back to another episode of "The Alligator Chaser" I'm your host Irwin Stevens. After three decades of new shows every week, our show has officially run out of animals to cover. So that's why the producers gave us this."
Irwin pulls off a curtain revealing a giant electronic portapotty.
"A time machine! No we can travel back to the Triassic ages in search of dinosaurs. Come on camera guy, let's go!"
Irwin steps into the machine followed by the camera guy.
"Alright Jack, close the door and pull the switch." Irwin told his assistant.
"Sure thing Irwin!" Jack replied as he closed the door and pulled the switch. All of a sudden there was electricity cracking and the lights started to flicker. Then, there was a huge flash of light and smoke appeared. Once it cleared the time machine was gone.
"So… who wants pizza?" Jack asked.
"I do!" Everyone cheered.
"Great! I'll order Papa John's."
"AWW!" Everyone groaned.
Electricity crackled as a flash of light appeared along with smoke. A machine appeared and the door opened up.
"Crikey! That was a wild ride. Now, let's go dinosaur chasing!"
Irwin walked carefully through the thick jungle wilderness and popped his head out of one of the bushes.
"Whoa look over there!"
The camera showed a giant, blue four-legged creature with a long neck eating leaves out of a tree.
Right there is a Katarasaurus. A very motherly creature who is obviously a herbivore. Uh-oh, looks like she's got some company."
Two more dinosaurs came from different directions. One was flying with orange skin and a pointy beak while the other walked on all four and had red skin with burned mark on its left eye.
"It's a Giddysaurus and an Angstadon! And they seem to be fighting for the Katarasaurus' love."
The Giddysaurus pecked at its enemy while the Angstadon bit its leg. Soon the Katarasaurus left and went into a lake.
"Oh, I guess that's the one that got away. Let's move on."
Irwin headed towards the middle of a plain when he saw an enormous blue two-legged dinosaur eating a dead dinosaur.
"Quick, behind that rock!"
Irwin and the camera guy hid behind a huge boulder. The dinosaur looked at the rock for a second and went back to eating.
"I don't believe it. It's an Obliviousaurus Rex and it appears to be feasting on a dead Jetceretops. The O-Rex was considered to be a very intellectual being and was rivaled only by one other creature."
All of a sudden a green four-legged creature with a ball shape at the end of its long tail appeared from the other direction.
"Speak of the Devil. There it is now, the Badassaton. Now, it has been argued that the Badassaton was the O-Rex's mate, however being totally oblivious to her love towards him we dubbed it the Obliviousaurus Rex."
"How do you even know all this?" The camera guy asked.
"In my before life I was two hundred fifty million year old tree. Until I was cut down to make room for a mini-mall. But, enough about my story, let's watch."
The Badassaton moved towards the O-Rex and drew a heart shape in front of it with its tail. The O-Rex just looked at this and continued eating. Then, the Badassaton moved right next to the O-Rex and rubbed it head against its thigh. The O-Rex looked confused and once again continued to eat his meal. The Badassaton looked annoyed and thumped the O-Rex hard on the back of its head causing it to fall face first into the carcass. The Badassaton stomped in the other direction furiously.
"Oh, as you can see the O-Rex really lives up to its name. Well, let's get back to the time machine camera guy." There was silence. "Camera guy?"
Irwin turned around to see the camera guy had committed suicide by strangling himself.
"What the-" Irwin looked to his left to see a pink two-legged dinosaur that stood about eight feet high.
"Crikey! It's a Annoyaraptor. This beast sends a screech signal into the brain that only the victim can hear that annoys its prey until they commit suicide."
The Annoyaraptor screeched causing Irwin to fall to his knees while screaming. He quickly picks up the camera and points it to his face.
"I'm Irwin Stevens and this has the last episode of "The Alligator Chaser" see you in the next life mates. " He then bashes his head hard into the camera continuously until he dies.
THE END
In loving memory of Steve Irwin
1962-2006
R.I.P.
