THE JAKE AND BLAKE GAME SHOW
Inuyasha: do not!
Sesshomaru: do too!
Inu: do not!!
Sess: DO TOO!!!!
Inu: why would I wet the bed?
Sess: because you're a baby!
Inu: am not!
Sess: are too!
Inu: AM NOTTTT!!!!
Vash and knives walk by and interfere
Knives: let's put it this way, yall are both a baby if you are acting like that...
Vash: that's right...if you were real brothers, you wouldn't fight
Both Vash and knives: like us!!!
Vash: hey hey that was good knives!
Knives: not as good as you are Vash....oh well thank you I always knew I was the better brother!
Vash: mumbling yeah right.....
Inu: oh yea well do real brothers eat each others donuts behind their back!?!
Vash: SO YOU WERE THE ONE TO EAT MY DONUTS KNIVES!!??
Knives: Ehhhhh...well...I was checking them for poison? Yea...that's it you see how much I love you!? I was gonna be the one to die if they had poison!
Vash: Oh really...and since when do donuts have poison in them?
Knives: hmm well you never know..there's a lot of psychos these days.
Vash: Like you!
Knives: I'm not a psycho!
Vash: are too!
Knives: Am not!
Hiei: ahhhhahhahh!
Kurama: now you've done it hiei...
Hiei: stares at them.... Ehhhhh.....bye now!!!
Runs off and kurama chases him....
Hiei: RAPPE!!
Sess: now look who's fighting...
Inu: yeah....lookie lookie heres now...
Sess: shut up inuyasha!
Inu: nooloooooo!!!!!!!
Sess: sigh
Vash: (Mexican accent) me call mea name is vasha the stampedea! Haa ha mwhahhaa!!
Knives: Vash, the Man eating noodles from the cheese monkey machine want their Mexican wannabe back to do the fax machine again.
Vash: bagaaaaaaaaaa!!
Knives: don't call me a moron you baka!!
Vash starts to cry!
Knives: whahhhhh!
Inu: see what you've done now apologize
Knives: oh alright...im sorry Vash.......for you being a complete idiot!
Vash: grrrrrrr!
Vash and knives start to cat fight
Sess: (whispers to inuyasha).....don't worry that they maybe older than us...but we're smarter than them....
Inu: I know....what idiots they are....
Knives: I heard that.....
Vash: yeah I did too....if you think you're smarter than us.....let's battle..
Inu: alright...Knives what's the 1st letter of the alphabet?
Vash: (Whispers to knives) oh that's a toughie!
Knives: (to himself) what an idiot! (to Sess) A!
Inu: nope it's Z!
Knives: hmph!
Sess: Vash what is the number of h in whatever?
Vash: 2
Sess: noooooooo.....oswari!!!
Vash: ohhhh!
Knives: god you're stupid Vash!
Vash: (crying) no im not....
Jake: Hey do you want to know who's smarter than you?
Blake: or do you just want to know if you're smarter than them?
Jake and Blake: so come on our show! The Jake and Blake game show!
Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, Vash and Knives: OK!!!!
Some guy in audience: where's the bathroom? I really, really need to go....NOW!!!
(Two hours later)
Jake and Blake: And that's the Jake and Blake show!!! Come again next week for a more challenged game!
Producer: and cut!
Sess: huh? I didn't get it.
Vash: yeah, me neither.
Knives: Me too
Inuyasha: But I still don't get why he asked the question....."Have you ever had a stick with a monkey?"! I want to know!
Sess: I'll explain it to you when you're older Inuyasha.....
TO BE CONTINUED.......
