THE JAKE AND BLAKE GAME SHOW

Inuyasha: do not!

Sesshomaru: do too!

Inu: do not!!

Sess: DO TOO!!!!

Inu: why would I wet the bed?

Sess: because you're a baby!

Inu: am not!

Sess: are too!

Inu: AM NOTTTT!!!!

Vash and knives walk by and interfere

Knives: let's put it this way, yall are both a baby if you are acting like that...

Vash: that's right...if you were real brothers, you wouldn't fight

Both Vash and knives: like us!!!

Vash: hey hey that was good knives!

Knives: not as good as you are Vash....oh well thank you I always knew I was the better brother!

Vash: mumbling yeah right.....

Inu: oh yea well do real brothers eat each others donuts behind their back!?!

Vash: SO YOU WERE THE ONE TO EAT MY DONUTS KNIVES!!??

Knives: Ehhhhh...well...I was checking them for poison? Yea...that's it you see how much I love you!? I was gonna be the one to die if they had poison!

Vash: Oh really...and since when do donuts have poison in them?

Knives: hmm well you never know..there's a lot of psychos these days.

Vash: Like you!

Knives: I'm not a psycho!

Vash: are too!

Knives: Am not!

Hiei: ahhhhahhahh!

Kurama: now you've done it hiei...

Hiei: stares at them.... Ehhhhh.....bye now!!!

Runs off and kurama chases him....

Hiei: RAPPE!!

Sess: now look who's fighting...

Inu: yeah....lookie lookie heres now...

Sess: shut up inuyasha!

Inu: nooloooooo!!!!!!!

Sess: sigh

Vash: (Mexican accent) me call mea name is vasha the stampedea! Haa ha mwhahhaa!!

Knives: Vash, the Man eating noodles from the cheese monkey machine want their Mexican wannabe back to do the fax machine again.

Vash: bagaaaaaaaaaa!!

Knives: don't call me a moron you baka!!

Vash starts to cry!

Knives: whahhhhh!

Inu: see what you've done now apologize

Knives: oh alright...im sorry Vash.......for you being a complete idiot!

Vash: grrrrrrr!

Vash and knives start to cat fight

Sess: (whispers to inuyasha).....don't worry that they maybe older than us...but we're smarter than them....

Inu: I know....what idiots they are....

Knives: I heard that.....

Vash: yeah I did too....if you think you're smarter than us.....let's battle..

Inu: alright...Knives what's the 1st letter of the alphabet?

Vash: (Whispers to knives) oh that's a toughie!

Knives: (to himself) what an idiot! (to Sess) A!

Inu: nope it's Z!

Knives: hmph!

Sess: Vash what is the number of h in whatever?

Vash: 2

Sess: noooooooo.....oswari!!!

Vash: ohhhh!

Knives: god you're stupid Vash!

Vash: (crying) no im not....

Jake: Hey do you want to know who's smarter than you?

Blake: or do you just want to know if you're smarter than them?

Jake and Blake: so come on our show! The Jake and Blake game show!

Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, Vash and Knives: OK!!!!

Some guy in audience: where's the bathroom? I really, really need to go....NOW!!!

(Two hours later)

Jake and Blake: And that's the Jake and Blake show!!! Come again next week for a more challenged game!

Producer: and cut!

Sess: huh? I didn't get it.

Vash: yeah, me neither.

Knives: Me too

Inuyasha: But I still don't get why he asked the question....."Have you ever had a stick with a monkey?"! I want to know!

Sess: I'll explain it to you when you're older Inuyasha.....

TO BE CONTINUED.......