Disclaimer: Do I own Camp Rock? Nope. Barbie? Not a chance. The game that almost every male in America is playing? Psh, I wish...


Shane
Mitchie


"Hey Mitch."

"Hola."

"...What are you doing?"

"What's it look like I'm doing?"

"Well, it looks like your making a sandwich."

"You would be correct."

"Oh."

...

"Could you make me one?"

...

"Please?"

"...fine."

"Yay!"

...

...

"Here's your sandwich, are you happy now?"

"Very."

...

"Wait, where ya goin?"

"Upstairs."

"Why?"

"So I can go continue the game I was playing."

"What is it, like a Barbie game or something?"

"I don't know, why don't you get your lazy ass off of my couch and come find out?"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"FINE!"

"Thank you."

"Woah."

"...What?"

"Y-y-you! V-v-v-video game!A-a-"

"Spit it out Shane."

"AWESOME! When did you get this?"

"Midnight, on the day it came out."

"ARE YOU SERIOUS? SINCE WHEN HAVE YOU BEEN SUCH A CALL OF DUTY FAN THAT YOU DESERVED TO GET BLACK OPS AT MIDNIGHT?"

"Well, if you were to actually talk to me instead of staring at my chest all the time, then you would've known that I've been a Call of Duty fan since the first game came out."

"...Are you kidding me?"

"Nope."

"...Seriously?"

"100% seri-"

"God, I love you!"

"What?"

"Marry me?"

"Uh, no?"

"WHY NOT?"

"Why would I?"

"DUDE, you can make me a sandwich and play Black Ops like a beast! No other woman does that!"

"Thanks...? I think... Anyways, my answer is still no."

"Why?"

"First of all, I don't like you like that. Second of all, don't you think we're a little young?"

"...I guess you're right... At least go out with me?"

"No Shane."

"Pleeeaaaasssseeeee?"

"Shane, no."

"Mitchiiiiieeeee, pleeeeaaaase?"

"If I say yes to one date, will you shut up?"

"Yes!"

"...Then fine..."

"YAY!"


A/N: Yeah, I'm not so fond of the ending... but oh well :) Obviously, I was inspired by the new Call of Duty game, Black Ops ;D haha. This is my first time attempting a humor-filled story, let alone dialogue, so R&R PLEASE!