So as of now, this is a one-shot. If you really like it, maybe I'll write more, so stay tuned!

Also, I decided to have Will have an account too, even though (SPOILER ALERT) he's dead.

I don't own the Mortal Instruments!

"Hey, Alec," Izzy said as she sat down in the library. She had her laptop opened and seemed very absorbed. "What's your Neph Net account?"

"A what?" he asked.

She looked at him as if he was crazy. "Nephilim Network?"

Alec shrugged.

"The Clave set up a new social media site just for Shadowhunters and Downworlders."

"Izzy," he groaned. "You know I hate social media!"

"Yeah, but this is required by the Clave."

Alec sighed. "Fine. Get me an account."

A week later;

Alec came back after the demon hunt and logged on to Neph Net.

By now, Alec was absolutely obsessed with it. Then again, so was everyone else. It seemed like everyone was always on. The Clave wanted more followers so it was mandatory to follow them. Unfair! Alec had barely one hundred followers, and they had had like, a billion.

He scrolled through his feed. Clary had just posted a picture of herself posing in front of Alec, Izzy, and Jace killing a demon. The Caption read:

CrayFray: Selfie with the baes! (and Jace)

Alec's username had NOT been chosen by him. Izzy had set up the account, and nobody would tell him how to change it.

Comments:

GoldenBoy: offensive much

MagnificentMagnus: sorry, Alec's my bae. :3

GaySlayer likes this.

GaySlayer: so that's what you were doing while we were fighting for our lives

IzzySizzy and two others like this.

JoccylyynF: I thought you were on a date…

CrayFray: Seriously?

GrayWolfie: wow, Joccey

JocclyynF: shut up Luke

simonlewis: uhmm, where am I in this pic

GoldenBoy: *squints* oh, I thought you were the thing we were killing :)

GaySlayer and two others like this.

simonlewis:

IzzySizzy: you were crying in the bathroom bc the salsa on the nachos was 2 hot 4 u

GoldenBoy and 34 others like this

GoldenBoy: oh yea. I remember

Simonlewis: wtf izzy

IzzySizzy: ;)

Alec kept scrolling through. Next was a picture of Magnus and some guy who looked exactly like him.

MagnificentMagnus: modeling with the main

Okay, who was this super-hot guy by Magnus?!

GaySlayer: WHO IS THIS. I WILL KILL. OMG.

GoldenBoy likes this.

GoldenBoy: possessive much

MagnificentMagnus: Alec that's Godfrey Gao.

GaySlayer: oh, so he's YOUR MAIN?

GodGao: hi.

GaySlayer: WTH DON"T TALK TO ME

MagnificentMagnus: that's my cousin…

GodGao likes this.

Not knowing what to say, Alec went to the next post. Izzy had posted a picture of her, Clary, and Emma. Simon as talking in the background, so his face was distorted and blurry.

IzzySizzy: excuse Simon's face… :P

GoldenBoy and 23 others like this.

CrayFray: hawt!

EmCarstairs: qts!

Simonlewis: does anyone else notice that Jace always likes comments that belittle me?

GoldenBoy likes this.

MagnificentMagnus: omg… Izzy WHERE did you get those pants from? I NEED THEM NOWWWWW

IzzySizzy: this mundane store called forever 21

MagnificentMagnus: omg I'm leaving rn

Alec rolled his eyes and came to a picture Tessa had posted. It had herself, Zachariah, Magnus, and another dude in it.

TessieGray: #TBT 200 years ago! ily herondale, carstairs, and bane!

JemStairs: ily2!

GoldenBoy: that guy's a herondale?!

EmCarstairs: that guy's a carstairs?!

HeronWale: ilysm and yes I am a Herondale

JemStairs: I am a carstairs

MagnificentMagnus: ahhh love you guys! (and Alec bc he will have another rant if I don't include him)

IzzySizzy and 403 others like this.

GaySlayer: wooooooah woah woah…. First of all… IZZY YOU LIKED THIS? WTF ….. and second…. Magnus, that is so not true, and anyway, I thought you were going shopping at forever 21 even though YOU'RE FOUR HUNDRED YEARS OLD

RobLightwood: in other words, my son doesn't like you…. awkward

GaySlayer: DAD

GoldenBoy: YOU'RE A HERONDALE?!

EmCarstairs: YOU"RE A CARSTAIRS?!

Heronwale: I just answered this

JemStairs: what he said

GoldenBoy: woah my god I'm hyperventilating omg

EmCarstairs: what he said

There were still a ton of comments left, but Alec skipped them. He went through his pictures. He needed something for TBT.

He found a picture of Jace being chased by a duck. Jace had a look of sheer terror on his face, and the duck was flapping its wings and chasing him. Alec laughed and posted it.

GaySlayer: #TBT with the batai!

GoldenBoy: Alec. What have you done?

CrayFray: lookin hot, Jacella

IzzySizzy: im crying rn omg

CrayFray and 98 others like this.

Simonlewis: heh heh heh…

Myaaaa: wtf

BattyforBat likes this.

TessieGray: omfg jemstairs heronwale

JemStairs: AHHHHHHHHHHHH HE'S JUST LIKE YOU WILL!

HeronWale: ducks are evil

GoldenBoy likes this.

KaeKae: all I can say is that we're thru

Meliorn likes this.

GoldenBoy: …we're not dating

CrayFray likes this.

KaeKae: ya I just broke up w/ u duh

GoldenBoy:

Alec laughed and saw a picture by the Clave.

daClave: killin demons with the Shadowhunters

All Shadowhunters and Raziel like this.

JiaJiaHallow: lol look some guy's getting impaled back there

GoldenBoy and 1 other like this.

GoldenBoy: OMG I SEE IT LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

JiaJiaHallow: IKR haha

Next was something from Valentine. There was a kid sitting in a high chair crying.

Val _is_da_Morgenstern: #TBT giving demon blood to the kids!

Seb_is_Evil likes this.

Seb_is_Evil: good times!

What the heck?!

A notification came up. Apparently Jace had tagged him in something.

Alec clicked on it and watched the video Jace had posted. Izzy and Simon were kissing- hard. About three seconds in, Alec walked in and screamed, then ran out covering his eyes. After he was gone, they resumed kissing.

GoldenBoy: my #tbt

GaySlayer: *shudders*

IzzySizzy: Jonathan Herondale you better delete this post rn or I'm coming to your house.

Simonlewis likes this.

Simonlewis: she's not lying. I'm with her rn and she has her whip out and is leaving.

GoldenBoy: ohhhhh you two were TOGETHER *smirk*

IzzySizzy: SIMON

Simonlewis: shut up we're dating do you expect us never to see each other?

Simonlewis: …..she started driving away

Simonlewis: Jace, I would hide

RobLightwood: wait, you two are dating?!

GaySlayer: *facepalm*

RobLightwood: Alec, pls don't comment anymore. Ur username disturbs me.

IzzySizzy and 26 others like this.

MagnificentMagnus: hey, I like it

Alec groaned. He needed to fix his username.

PrettyPrincess: SI? YOU CHEATED ON ME? HOW COULD YOU?

Simonlewis: omg Maureen we ARE NOT DATING

IzzySizzy likes this.

PrettyPrincess: yeah I can see that. WE R THRU

Simonlewis: YAY!

PrettyPrincess: omg Simon im so srry. I was wrong. I want u back, bby

Simonlewis: *groans* I don't accept

IzzySizzy likes this.

GoldenBoy: don't worry Maureen. Simon's phone is malfunctioning. He meant to say "ilysm bby"

MagnificentMagnus likes this.

PrettyPrincess: OMG SI! WE'RE BACK IN BIZ! ILY2

IzzySizzy: that's it. Im here

GoldenBoy: haha ya right….. do you happen to drive a cherry red Ferrari?

IzzySizzy: aww you noticed! 3 *pulls out knife*

GoldenBoy: Comment has been censored by the Nephilim Network team.

Anyway, hope you liked it! At least a little!

~Emma