I had great fun this summer but my main problem is this bully at Karate. Now, you may be thinking "why are you getting bullied at karate" and I can answer that for you. My dad wanted me to do more "activities" and he saw this billboard advertising karate and got the wrong idea. He actually made me join! It was terrible and i'd rathar go and play video games with Rowley. But, I will tell you the story anyway in my new diary...
Monday
I woke up at 4:50am because Rodrick pulled a prank on me AGAIN. He changed my clock and alarm making me think that it was 8:00am. I actually believed him as well and therefore I ran down the stairs getting my breakfast. I guess mum and dad heard me because they came storming down the stairs as if Rodrick had been at her make up and updating his Facebook profile picture with him wearing his mum's make up. So, I got told off again and I think Rodrick has been planning all these pranks because he always manages to get back to bed in his pyjamas before mum and dad come upstairs which makes me look like the bad guy.
At the official 8:00am mum and dad went to work leaving me and Rodrick on our own. Which wasn't the best idea because I can totally remember last time when he had a party! He ended up locking me in the basement which you would know about if you saw my second diary. It was totally crazy. Anyway, this time I decided to get out the house before even more trouble started... so I went to Rowley's house and helped him level up on Call of Duty: Black Ops. I was taken home by dad at 4:30pm which is when he told me the news which I sincerely regret listening to. He found a karate lesson up the road which were only $2 and while I spent most of my summer at Rowley's house, I was convinced to go and join it. Unfortunately, I had no choice.
Tuesday
It was 11:00am and it was time for my first Karate lesson. I met a lot of amazing people and I really didn't realise that Holly Hills did karate as well! I was in heaven when I first got there but then I met my karate instructor. It was so weird that it was Muhammad Ali, the great wrestler back in the days. I was so shocked to see a famous dude at my Karate lesson, especially as my instructor as well. I also met a few other great people who were amazing at karate. I was firstly told to do Kihon Kata. Well, I didn't know any of that as it was my first lesson so I kept on having to be shown it before I could get it correct. Then, I was so terrible that we had to do the basic punching. I felt confident though because Holly Hills had to demonstrate to us and I was actually amazed how she could do all them punches and blocks. Not just that, but to be able to do the advanced kata "Tekki Shodan" is a real shock and that motivated me to go to karate every lesson.
After the lesson, I actually thanked dad for taking me but that was just the beginning of it all. Firstly, I had Rodrick saying that he could teach it himself if he wanted to and that he could use Youtube as his instructor. Well, i'd like to see him actually try and see if he could REALLY teach himself well.
And that is just the beginning... It does get worst, trust me and I am sure that you will agree with me. I will add the next chapter very soon and I can say that another celebrity will appear in my story!
